On this episode of OTH, Jen, Dawson, Babick, Sarah, and special guest Jolee discuss ninedays' only hit "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" and find that there are a worrying number of similarities between it and an unexpected artist.

She's lump. She's lump. Jen, Babick, Sarah, and Jane are in your head, talking about The Presidents of the United States of America's song Lump and the potentially progressive themes behind it. Or Crab Rave. Or Freddie Gibbs shooting someone. It's a wild time here on OTH.

On this totally voluntary episode of OTH, Jen, Babick, Jane, and Sarah dissect LMFAO's smash hit "Party Rock Anthem" and do not uncover a government psyop on the way. OTH is not being held hostage by any government agency such as the CIA, the FBI, or any related or unrelated government agency or facility. There is no reason to suspect any form of coercion was involved in the making of this episode. We are airing this episode of our own free will and volition, and ask that no one inquire otherwise.

On the longest episode of One Track Hivemind yet, Jen, Dawson, Babick, Jane, and special guest Kelvin delve into Foo Fighter's masterpiece "Everlong" and somehow manage to talk about speeding tickets and Lola Bunny on the way.

It's been one week since the last episode and now Jen, Jane, Klara, Sarah, and Babick gather around and figure out what else it's been one week since.

Jen, Sarah, Nick, and special guest Jack dissect Hoobastank's biggest hit "The Reason" and try to discover if there's a good reason it exists at all.

Dawson, Jen, Sarah, and special guest Mike tackle the iconic Just a Friend by Biz Markie and uncover what really happened in the Shakespearian tale of Biz's unrequited love.

On this episode of One Track Hivemind, Dawson, Jen, and Jane talk about Yellowcard's hit song Ocean Avenue and discover just how uncool the band really is.

Jen, Klara, Sarah, and Jane philosophize about the meaning behind supermarket-core sensation Train and one of their biggest supermarket hits, Drops of Jupiter, and find it might not be deserving of outright dismissal.

In the inaugural episode of One Track Hivemind, Jen, Babick, and Dawson theorize about the intent behind Weezer's classic hit Buddy Holly, and along the way learn an interesting fact about a cruiseline.