[I2DCB - 24-07-2145 | 23:37 LT]

Dealing with that sleazy, host-club-looking powder dealer was the least of my worries. Stuff like this never happened when I had my shocker bat on me. Just my luck. What happened to only going up? Oh, that's right. I happened.

Yeah. A little dark humor for you. You used to be a triad. Laugh in the face of death, right?

Alright, this is getting messy. I’m not supposed to put up with this. I’m the one who makes the messes. Ironbird’s on deck. First, I gotta play go-fish or whatever-the-hell this toothpick in poker shades wants.

Last time I bopped him, he was more bark than bite. Let's hope history repeats itself.

Side note: This dude kinda reminds me of that dorky guy in the movie Evelyn made us watch. 21 Jump Street? The kid with the ramen hair. Is that what the old days were like? Tryhard gangoon. Whatever.

[If I Don’t Come Back: Kick Marcano’s ass into next year. Tell him I sent ya.]

COSMIKO: Neon Night is a neonpunk/cyberpunk audio fiction program straight from the underground. Dive into a cyberpunk future stitched together with neon lights, shotgun miracles, and dreamers too stubborn to quit. Bright lights. Dirt under the nails. No one lives forever. Etch your name in the steel before it's over.

This season contains material unsuitable for younger listeners, including strong language, violence, and suggestive themes. 

Listener discretion is strongly advised.

Additional Voices:

Story and Sound by VisitTheCosmiko. 

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