Finally...a profile from a woman listener. And it's a REAL GOOD one. Plenty of positive takeaways from this one for the good of everyone listening. Also, an honest discussion of what "a few extra pounds" really means...

So who does he look more like, Adam Sandler or that guy from 'Blues Clues'? It's hard to tell, which brings up a good question...should your pictures be consistent? Also, what's the right way to add 'mystery' to your persona short of creeping women out? Scot and Emily deal with all these major life questions and more in this episode, including how to talk about your drinking habits online.

Why would this woman specify such a narrow income range in the guy she is looking for? Better yet, what does she mean when she says she'll 'try anything'? And above all, how would Emily and Scot answer an email that asks what to do about an online love affair that has lasted eight months--without the two of them actually meeting! Find out all of that and more in this action-packed episode.

Will the 'cute college girl' look cut it for this 24-year-old? Perhaps...as long as she can lose 'Billy Idol' and get a grip on her own sense of self-esteem. Emily and Scot take what's good about this profile and demonstrate how to make it really shine.

He's a man of adventure with a heart of gold. His pictures are right on the money and he really knows how to paint a word picture. It's almost like he's been studying Grant Adams...almost... Find out how his online profile can go from good to great in this episode.

Today marks a special milestone for this show--we take on an actual profile belonging to one of our listeners for the first time. Will this high-flying pilot be able to make a high-altitude impression on the ladies? Find out why our he's so close to his destination yet so far away in this particularly exciting episode.

A widowed former beauty queen is living in the past...make that the PREHISTORIC past. But what kind of results will her strategy really get online? Emily and Scot take a hard look.

Today's show deals with honesty, body art, legal separation and "other" spirituality. What more could you ask for? Well...maybe we could have done without the pigs.

Okay, there you have it. The shining example of what NOT to choose for a username. That's unfortunate because the rest of the profile is brilliantly executed right down to the pictures...well, except for the one with the Druids in it. That's just bizarre.

She's young and blonde with a great smile. She's also the mother of twins! Oh wait...those aren't aren't actually her kids. At least we guess not.