Online For Maintenance

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Online For Maintenance episodes

  • #21: Removing The Masc

    Show Notes:

    0:00 - Cold Open - A Very Special Announcement

    2:20 - Polaris "Hey Sandy"
    5:15 - Hannah has villagers locked in the basement
    16:00 - Manor Lords Is A Buggy Game
    31:00 - Summer played Control
    41:00 - Fortnite
    52:50 - MindsEye is dog ass
    57:45 - Upcoming Games
    1:05:30 - Subnautica 2 drama
    1:09:30 - GameStop auctions off famous stapler
    1:15:00 - Everyone's getting pregnant again

    1 hr 21 min
  • #20: I'm A Bit Of A Switch 2

    Show notes:

    0:00 - Intro - Having A Girl Week

    3:00 - Polaris "Hey Sandy"
    6:00 - Sea of Thieves
    16:50 - Minecraft!
    20:00 - Banner Lords
    29:00 - Connor bought a Switch 2 and Mario Kart World
    1:01:00 - Upcoming Games
    1:09:00 - Microsoft Layoffs
    1:14:00 - Nintendo is listening to Switch 2 price concerns

    1 hr 31 min
  • #19: Bruce Lee Sells the Kitchen Sink

    The title will eventually make sense.

     

    0:00 - Intro: Bruce Lee Sells Me Kitchen Sinks

    8:00 - Polaris "Hey Sandy"
    10:30 - Hannah plays Minecraft
    21:00 - We played Rocket Racing together in Fortnite
    32:00 - Connor played Ship, Inc.
    41:00 - Choo Choo Charles on PS5
    52:30 - Upcoming Games
    57:00 - Ready Or Not gets review bombed (CW: Disturbing game content discussed)
    1:05:00 - Fortnite giving refunds
    1:09:00 - Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga peas and carrots

    1 hr 13 min
  • #18: There Ain't No Cold Open

    I petered out in the second half of the podcast, we're having a heat wave here in Buffalo and it was somewhere around 90 degrees in my house that day. I don't have good air conditioning.

    0:00 - Intro

    3:15 - More Jump Ship
    12:30 - Some Minecraft Talk
    15:30 - FBC Firebreak
    23:30 - Fortnite is back
    32:00 - Rogue Point Demo
    44:00 - Upcoming Games -System Shock 2 -Ruffy and the Riverside -Ship Inc.
    48:00 - Duke Nukem Film Rights Bought By Castlevania Director
    57:00 - Splitgate 2 is pretty much dead, layoffs starting
    1:01:01 - Stellar Blade has no interest in policing mods
    1:07:00 - Outro

    1 hr 9 min
  • #17: Don't Call It Daddy Day

    Incomplete Show notes:

    0:00 - Iced Tea and Star Trek

    3:00 - Intro music
    4:30 - Hannah's playing Minecraft
    14:30 - We Played Jumpship
    28:00 - Connor played Forza Motorsport
    34:15 - More Splitgate 2
    41:30 - Total Chaos Demo
    49:30 - Upcoming games

    1 hr 16 min
  • #16: Permit Me To Splitgate

    Show notes:

    0:00 - Intro
    3:30 - Talking About Switch 2 Launch
    16:00 - Fortnite Star Wars Event
    26:30 - MINECRAFT
    31:00 - My Friendly Neighborhood
    43:00 - Splitgate 2
    52:00 - Upcoming Games
    59:45 - Splitgate 2 controversies
    1:05:45 - Final Fantasy Tactics gets political

    1 hr 12 min
  • #15: Open The Gay Valve
    The one where we visited the Valve office.
     
    0:00 - Intro

    1:00 - We Visited Valve's Offices

    16:00 - Hannah and Connor played Biped together
    22:30 - We played Fortnite together
    33:30 - Connor played Happy's Humble Burger Farm
    46:50 - Upcoming Games
    54:00 - Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Is Free On Epic
    58:00 - Powerwash Simulator Releases Final Update

    1 hr 6 min
  • #14: Skirting Regulations

     

    There won't be an episode next week as neither of us will be available to record next Sunday.

    0:00 - Intro - What Is A Smoked Shotgun Shell

    3:00 - Polaris "Hey Sandy"
    3:30 - Connor looks gorgeous
    5:15 - Hannah yearns to craft in the mines
    19:00 - Hannah played some Sea of Thieves
    24:00 - Connor played the Precinct demo
    30:00 - House Flipper 2
    37:00 - Doom: The Dark Ages
    1:01:00 - Upcoming games
    -Stalker Enhanced Trilogy
    -Night Grip
    -Poco
    -Deliver At All Costs
    1:10:00 - Nintendo release Switch 2 specs
    1:19:30 - Nintendo C&D Smash Dating App
    1:26:00 - Fortnite added AI Vader
    1:31:00 - Valve wasn't hacked
    1:34:00 - Outro

    1 hr 38 min
  • #13: The Mother's Day Special

    I didn't think of an episode title before we started recording.

    Show notes:

    0:00 - Two nerds rant about audio settings.
    3:00 - Connor is grateful for not being a jackass
    11:15 - Polaris "Hey Sandy"
    12:00 - We don't have the budget for preparation
    15:00 - Where is Hannah's processor?
    21:30 - Sea of Thieves has boars now
    41:30 - Getting Baked With Katamari Damacy
    50:30 - Connor gets revenge on the savage planet
    56:00 - Chatting about upcoming games
    1:06:00 - News: Giant Bomb Sold To Itself
    1:11:30 - Gamestop Selling Its Canadian Branch
    1:13:00 - EA Games Won't Raise Prices (For Now)
    1:22:00 - Outro

    1 hr 25 min
  • #12: The Fempire Strikes Back

    Show notes:

    0:00 - Intro: Connor apologizes to women everywhere
    3:20 - Polaris "Hey Sandy"
    4:00 - Banter
    10:30 - Hannah played Overcooked 2
    18:00 - Super Mario Sunshine and two aging gamers talk nostalgia
    27:00 - Fast Food Simulator update chat
    32:30 - Cupid's Chatroom Technically Isn't Gay
    36:00 - Fashion Police Squad is lit
    46:00 - Upcoming Games
    1:00:00 - Microsoft bumps price of games/consoles
    1:12:00 - Epic Games changes revenue share

    1 hr 25 min

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