Social Media has been hijacked by a fantasy world of online quizzes. Replacing the Astrological Charts of yore, these personality quizzes can reveal your inner Cruella or sort you into the Great Houses of Hogwarts, all while sharing your personal data directly with data farms. Completely automated, no longer does your social-media require you to socialize at all to decipher your personalized, targeted manipulations. But more importantly, are you a Veronique? Or a Mat? We will begin administering the completely painless quiz, now.

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