On this month's Porch Talk, we kick back and spiral (just a little) about how technology has completely hijacked our lives. From phones that won’t quit buzzing to apps that promise to “save time” but somehow make everything worse, we dig into how our attention spans are officially toasted marshmallows.

We also dive into the wild reality that everything is AI now, filters, customer service, grocery stores, probably your toaster and how people are getting a little too dependent a little too fast. It’s part vent session, part comedy, and part “wait… is this the Black Mirror episode we’re accidentally living in?”

Grab a drink, settle into the chaos, and join us as we try (and fail) to focus long enough to make a point.

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In this episode, we dive into the magical, mildly unhinged world of intentions. What they are, how to set them, and how to manifest without turning your life into a worry mess. We talk about actually slowing down in this nonstop, caffeine-fueled, doom-scrolling world and learning to exist without feeling like you’re being chased by your own to-do list. Naturally, we get a bit off-topic (because when do we not?) It’s equal parts spiritual, silly, grounding, and chaotic-good. 

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Remember all those wild “facts” adults swore were true when we were kids? In this episode, we dive into the tall tales and questionable wisdom we grew up believing. Like how swallowing gum means it’ll stay in your stomach for seven years, carrots will give you superhero-level eyesight, and touching a toad will curse you with warts. Grab your nostalgia goggles and join us as we bust childhood myths and laugh at all the things we once thought were definitely true.

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TRIGGER WARNING!!!   Think your local haunted house is scary? Think again. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the twisted world of interactive haunted attraction, where you don’t just watch the horror… you live it. We talk about the infamous McKamey Manor, where you sign up to be literally tortured and Blackout, the eerie, psychological nightmare that blurs the line between theater and trauma. Then we take a detour into Hell House, the faith-based fright designed to scare sinners straight. From extreme endurance tests to moral horror stories, we explore why people sign waivers to be terrified and what draws us to the edge of our own comfort zones.

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We’re heading straight into the Appalachian Mountains armed with caffeine, chaos, and zero survival skills. This week, we tackle some of the strangest lore the mountains have to offer: the growly, grumpy Whompus Cat, the out-of-this-world Flatwoods Monster, and a few other creepy legends hiding in the hollers. Between laughing too hard and mildly terrifying ourselves with farm animals, we each share a spooky story that’ll make you question every noise outside your window. Sit back, grab your sweet tea (or something stronger), and let’s get weird in the woods, Appalachian style.

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Grab your blanket and settle in, because this porch talk isn’t for the faint of heart! In this halerious dark episode, we kick things off with some killer scary movie trivia to test your horror IQ,  from slashers to psychological thrillers. Then, we crank the creepy up a notch with a round of twisted “Would You Rather” questions that are equal parts gory and mind-bending. It’s eerie, it’s ridiculous, it's funny, and it might just make you question your sanity… but hey, that’s all part of the fun👻💀

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We are continuing on with our spooktacular October weirdness with the one, the only........... Edgar Allan Poe. Light a candle, grab your raven, and join us as we go through the eerie corridors of his beautifully twisted mind. From lost loves to literary shade-throwing, we’re digging into the heartbreak, horror, and hilariously gothic drama behind the man who made melancholy an art form. Was Poe cursed, crazy, or just extremly dramatic? Either way, it’s a descent into delightful darkness you won’t want to miss. So tune in... only if you can keep up! 

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Some objects are pretty, some are practical… and some come with a side of doom. In this episode, we chat about three of the most famous “why would you even touch that?” items out there. The Dybbuk Box, basically a wine cabinet with trust issues, the Busby Chair, a seat you definitely don’t want to get comfortable in, and the Hope Diamond, a sparkling rock that may be more bad luck than bling. From ghostly legends to bizarre accidents, we’ll unpack the strange stories behind these cursed curiosities and wonder if it’s all coincidence… or if these objects are just plain out to get us.

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Batten down the hatches, because this episode sails straight into the fog-drenched legends of the sea. Where ghost stories and blood-soaked history collide. First up: the Flying Dutchman, the cursed phantom ship doomed to roam the oceans forever, a spectral omen of death whispered about by sailors who swore they saw its glowing silhouette on stormy nights. Then we drop anchor with none other than Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard, the terrifying pirate captain who braided slow-burning fuses into his beard so enemies would swear he rose from hell itself. Between curses, cannons, and the fine line between myth and nightmare, we dive deep into how these tales still haunt our imaginations. Just don’t look too long into the mist, you never know what might be watching back.

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Another unscripted porch ramble—where the weather gets its obligatory mention, public vs. homeschool somehow sneaks into the mix, toss in a rundown of the TV shows currently rotting our brains (in the best way), plus a handful of other odd little detours, and a dozen other stray thoughts wander through. No plan, no script, just us talking until we realize we have talked too long! 

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