When the trio investigates the deserted administrative floor where the merger was supposedly born, they uncover a Bermuda Triangle of missing managers, a dean who speaks exclusively in corporate fog, and a binder so large it may be sentient. As faculty whisper through empty hallways and timelines contradict themselves, one truth emerges with suspicious clarity: the presidency of the new college was decided long before the “planning” ever began.

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Music:

Delicates - Riverside

Theme - Alex_besss-Your-Case-Is-Closed-433524

Darkened Treeline - Riverside

Evidence Room – Riverside

Hall Pass – Riverside

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trueCrime-underscore-high - Riverside

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Sound Effects:

Elevator Door – freesound_community-elevator-ding-door-opens-noisy-

Footsteps - freesound_community-footsteps-in-a-hallway-47842

Drill – magiaz-drill-337556

Open map – freesound_community-unfold-a-map-46452

Marker sound – lesiakower-highlighter-on-paper-highlighting-385295

Footsteps – freesound_community-indoor-footsteps-6385

Door open – freesound_community-door-open-and-close-with-a-creak 102380

Electronic door – freesound_community-electronic-door-opening-102496

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While the podcast discusses public matters of institutional governance, academic planning, and labor relations, the statements made by the characters should not be taken as literal statements of absolute fact, nor do they represent the official legal positions of any individual, local union, or parent organization.

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