Onside Punt

Halfway Home and Off the Rails

The NFL season is officially at the halfway point, and with Melbourne Cup Day giving Hulmy a well-earned public holiday, he thought it'd be a great idea to record early.

Instead, he spends most of the episode calling friends, revisiting his most memorable mistakes, and opening himself up to some well-deserved roasting. Alongside the chaos, we still manage to cover all the big Week 9 games with the round up, and storylines.

Oh, and there's a special guest appearance you won't want to miss.

It is spooky season and the boys are back with their annual Halloween episode. Both clad in costumes for an audio recording, the irony isn't lost on them, but they get in to the spirit talking the monsters vs imposters and the coach who should be the most scared on this Hallows Eve.

Week 6 action has the Onside Punt team confused. Favourites are losing, some teams remain undefeated, and others have finally found their first win of the season. The only thing left to do is lock in and start asking the big questions: Is your team on the rise, or are they falling away? The boys dive into every storyline from around the league and unpack what it all means heading into the heart of the season.

They also take some time to discuss the Official Onside Punt Team, highlight a few key players of interest, and tackle perhaps the most important issue of all... finding a theme song. Will they finally land on one?

Then, as always, stick around for the round-up as the boys look ahead to the biggest games coming up in Week 7 and everything you need to know before kickoff.

Hulmy and Kad are questioning everything this week after a wild Week 5 of football. Do they have many answers? No. Do they try their best? Barely. Should you listen anyway? Up to you.

Find out which coaches are on the chopping block already, which team truly leads the NFC and if Hulmy will ever trust the 49ers to make it to the playoffs.

Week 5 brings the Official Onside Punt Team Nomination — and the fans are running the show, every vote matters. Nominations are rolling in, the list is shrinking from 32 teams down to a handful, and the debate is getting loud. Cowboys, Ravens, Bengals, Raiders, even the Chiefs… everyone is available. Join the crew as we dive into the noise, break down the choices, and let the listeners decide who becomes the official team of Onside Punt. Then hang around as the boys round up all the Week 5 NFL action — the byes have started, the season is tightening, and every game is suddenly crucial.

What a WEEK of NFL action to unpack! Lucky for you, Hulmy & Kad are coming off the bench to support you and your team. They've been called the Case Keenum & Marcus Mariota of podcasting. No one would ask them first, but if you had literally no other option, these boys are ready to go.

Onside Punt are here to take you through all the Week 2 action, a slate that delivered a perfect mix of upsets and injuries that are about to shake the season in ways nobody predicted. Kad and Hulmy dig into who’s starting to look like a legit contender and who’s drifting dangerously into panic‑merchant territory, breaking down the teams that rose, the ones that stumbled, and the storylines that suddenly matter a whole lot more heading into Week 3.

We also had the pleasure of being joined by comedian and keen NFL fan Nick Schuller, who brought a completely different voice to the decision‑making and dropped key matchup insights we absolutely would’ve missed. Schuller stays with us to complete the Week 3 round‑up, adding that perfect mix of humour, chaos, and sharp football takes that only Nick can deliver. Give him a follow on Instagram at @nickdcschuller.

The boys return from the odyssey that was the very first official NFL game live in Melbourne over the weekend. Full of joy they did their best to survive a 3am wake up call on Monday for Week 1. This week the boys look closely at each teams debut for 2026 and what this could mean for their season.

The wait is over and football is finally back. Kad and Hulmy are diving head‑first into every matchup of Week 1, breaking down the storylines, the chaos, and the early-season questions we already know are coming.

We’re getting loud about the first ever NFL game in Melbourne, the energy around Rams–Niners at the ‘G, and why this opener feels bigger than just a novelty game.

Plus: our local legend returns with Bangers and Arby stepping into the arena, the Battle of the Week, and the Lock of the Week to kick off the season properly.

It’s Week 1 — where every storyline lives, every team still believes, and the hype is officially real. Strap in.

We are only one week away from football arriving on our shores and Hulmy and Kad are settling in. Kick your feet up, relax and get ready to welcome football in for 2026.