Topics in this very special election episode include phone banking, Rudy Giuliani, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris Cuomo, Jake Tapper, freedom fries, Parler, and granny panties. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan magazine, once again, confusingly advises us on how to keep a 27-year-old man happy for some reason. And finally, we cap it all off with a special flipped-state election edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.