This week has been a real slog in Star Citizen. Bugs, performance problems and CIG apathy! They got their bag and the marketer in chief has appeased their masters.‘Bout the only thing to take the sting out this is some couch time with JarJarJabroni and the fools with enough free-time to join him.

Well friends, it’s another week and Wednesday has come. A special day indeed! Love him, hate him. Bow before him and give thy tithe. Donate at his alter of hopes and dreams. Your chairman celebrates his birthday today! Come celebrate with JarJarJabroni, DukeLetoII, and the rest of the gang on the couch as we celebrate Chris Robert's Birthday on Open Comms Radio!Also, where TF of Squadron 42?!#starcitizen #squadron42

DefenseCon continues, the Odin is real and we digress into the state of Star Wars. It is what it is. Just tell 'em how great is.

Featuring ‪@TheAstroPubLive‬, in this clip the couch discusses the possible impacts fast travel could have on Star Citizen.#starcitizen

We are chasing the Dragon tonight. Everyone's broke, but we want to buy more pretend space ships. This week we invite callers to come on in and talk about whatever they like. Missions are broken, the community is in pain, but we're still having fun. #starcitizen

Everyone is bracing for disappointment and let down. Thankfully there is one place you can go to not be let down. Somewhere all your dreams will come true! This week the couch welcomes Star Citizen bar tender and keeper of golden showers ‪@TheAstroPubLive‬! Also fast travel is bad.

The couch needs help as usual. This weeks question; What if DefenseCon BLOWS? IF? We all know it’ll blow a hole in many a wallet! We talk gankers, new ships, holding John Crew hostage, and... stonks?Like, subscribe, and leave your comments below.

New ships? meh. Drake DefenseCon? Who cares? Power sliding?! 🌭 Hot Dog 🌭

We welcome waytoogeeky host of CitizenCast to the couch. DukeLetoII is still in prison for turtle smuggling and guilds are officially official CIG lore and doctrine. Join the gang on the couch as we discuss this week’s topic “Forget new ships, can I power-slide?!”

Check out CitizenCast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4KptUuP9d3IkKFIpDXgYAz?si=d7ce707c3d1e41b1

JarJarJabroni and DukeletoII have been arrested for 🐢 turtle smuggling. 🤷‍♂️ The show must go on! Join Cosmic_Hobo and Lord-Anubis for an incredibly divisive and polarizing midseason musical episode! Crafting is game-changing, Squadron 42 is silent, and convention season is upon us! So where do we go from here?

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It must be time to tune in, call, or point fingers at the Open Comms crew. This week we’re talking about “quality of life wish list,” and controller support. There must be a console refugee joining in? We read listener comments, talk Ray Romano in Squadron 42, and a host of other nonsense.

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