Open The Iris

Let's have a brief chat, shall we?

It's a System Lords party, and Daniel has a backstage pass...to DANGER!!!!

What happens when everyone's favorite Jaffa finally gets his revenge, then gets stuck inside a broken stargate? A week off for Christopher Judge is what!!

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Or is Col. O'neill really that much of a jerk? 

What do you do when your top secret life becomes a cheesy made-for-cable TV show? SG1 is about to find out in the most X-TREME way!!!!!

Here's a quick update on where we've been, and where we're going.

Excuse me, Major Carter, but we need borrow your brain for a few minutes.

Aschen!

Gesundheit!!!

Really, Tollans? You want to give us all the guns we want now? No, that's not sus at all! 

What happens inside a giant, ancient ziggurat of death stays inside a giant, ancient ziggurat of death.