HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!! Emily and Megan are on separate demon time vacations so please enjoy this mini episode, and we'll be back at it next week! 

Short hair, lots of cares. Like, so many cares. Like, our egos have been completely dismantled and we're having an existential crisis. Tune in as the girls try out new hair styles and lose their fucking minds as a result!!!

Open To It hits the open mic, and the chuckle fuckers become the chuckle fucked. The girls are then joined by comedian John Campanelli to discuss making it as a stand-up, dating in your late thirties, and if having a high body count actually just means you're a serial killer.

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For whatever reason Emily decided to spend the bulk of her summer in Albuquerque, New Mexico, forcing her and Megan to be apart this episode :( They'll be back together in LA next week, but for now,  enjoy tuning into their chaotic Zoom catch-up. The girls discuss long distance relationships, the apparent politics of birth control, and their current relationship statuses... spoiler alert, Megan's back on the apps baby!!!!!

What would you do if I was there right now?

This week, the girls take a journey to freaky town and live sext Emily's former lover on air. Digressions include deep chats about traumatizing 11 year olds, removing our clothes mid-podcasting, and musing on the pros and cons of morning sex with drug dealers.

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A finger in the asshole is to anal as indoor skydiving is to real skydiving... and this week, the girls do half of those things. Roommate and friend of the pod Maeve jumps on to shit talk our exes, discuss sobriety, and save us from future dickmatization. Hope you enjoy!

Alexa, please play Pony by Ginuwine because it's time for some hot men to give us lap dances.

Megan and Emily venture into the world of g-strings, six packs, naked cops and covered boners for a night full of fantasy. The girls then sit down with their favorite stripper, Andre Kombat, to learn all his stripping secrets before he shoots his shot with Megan. We leave her sexual fate in your hands on the Open To It Instagram <3 

Emily and Megan finally hit the streets and try Speed Dating! But first, they sit down with dating coach Johnny Cassell for flirting tips, ghosting explanations, and advice on how to find love in this age of horridness. Will they meet their husbands at the speed dating event, or simply bear witness to a beautiful sugar daddy exchange? Listen in to find out. 

Welcome to the Open To It podcast! We'll try anything once and twice if we like it. First full episode coming July 17th! For now, get to know your hosts as they discuss the age old question - jump out of a plane, or take it in the ass? Talk soon friends :)