Ego take center stage as the wannabe King, unilaterally bombs Iran, sparking chaos in the studio. Meanwhile, Nicky’s refusal to say goodbye on the phone turns into a group intervention, complete with Paula’s damning evidence. Pineapple pizza nearly ends lifelong friendships as the crew debates culinary crimes, and Randy’s trivia spirals into a showdown over famous last words.

From Delores calling in from Canada to Lance’s cutting commentary on tight ends and tight timelines, this episode delivers political absurdity, emotional meltdowns, and culinary betrayal. Buckle up for conspiracies, insults, and the ultimate question: does pineapple belong on pizza—or should it be a federal offense?