Today Conner and Paul record in person for the first time in a long time. Listen in as the two talk about some completely normal and planned topics, by the poolside.

"Ahhhh, so it's been 300 episodes since that first Beefless Burger episode aired y'say?... Guess it's time for another"

And another is served. Join us today as Paul, Austin, and PZ assemble to create another chaotic remastered retelling of the first episode ever published by Opinion Central.

Today Conner and Paul determine what from the future they could create from their own two hands if teleported back to the 1600s. The two also talk about ice cream and soup responsibilities.

A correction is due after Paul's brother points out a factual error from the previous episode! Conner and Paul then proceed to talk videogames and the best food to offer someone from 1000 years ago.

Today Conner and Paul answer a very simple question of how to sleep in hot weather. Paul also talks about his latest purchase and complains about a major fast-food chain.

This week Paul lays out his meal plans for his upcoming camping trip, the two talk about what experience everyone should engage in at least once in their life, and wrap things up with another tough would you rather!

This week Conner and Paul talk about the solar eclipse, a minor change to the human body that could be a game changer, and answer a would you rather created by Conner this time. They also reveal some exciting news about some upcoming plans involving the both of them.

This week Conner and Paul decide what they could do to win ONE BILLION DOLLARS against 100 people. The two also catch up on Conner's social media adventures then talk about waffles.

This week Conner and Paul talk about useful "obsolete" tech, argue over the Scoville Scale, and bring up Pokemon Sleep.

This week Conner and Paul talk about the ongoings of Instagram and TikTok, how they would respond to being in a person's dream, and how they plan to make bidets popular in America.