OPINIONATED

Spoilers for Klara And The Sun (2026) You Can See Everything (2026) Wildwood (2026) Wicker man (2026)

recapping all movies currently available in theaters, discussing what’s worth your time and money and what you can wait to see on streaming.

A Cinephiles guide to spotting incompatibility before it blows up in your face. A walk down memory lane (my failed relationships), what I learned from them and movies that helped it finally click.

Fuck Skydance. Fuck AI. Fuck the wage gap.

Your couples costume is probably basic and needs an upgrade. Dating and love life update, reflections on my couple costume experiences from Halloween's past. Predictions of the top couples costumes to look out for this Halloween and the costumes I think you should consider instead.

OCTOBER IS MY FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR!! Talking new adventures, Halloween, and my favorite Halloween watches. Giving you recommendations on what to screen at your Halloween party (horror and non-horror).

SPOILERS for Coraline (2009).

Explaining why horror is the most psychologically reflective film genre and why “gore porn” is not Horror. My favorite October rewatches and inviting you to join my annual October horror movie marathon!

SPOILERS for Practical Magic 2 (2026).

Full review of Practical Magic 2 (2026) and comparing it to my own dating hot takes. Would life be easier if all our exes died instead of falling in love with someone else? Probably.

OPINIONATED HIGH DEFINITION

A full(y stoned) ALL SPOILER recap of Devil’s Mouth (2026). Spoiler alert: it’s bad.

WELCOMES TO SEASON 2 B*TCHES

Starting strong with a step by step guide on how to ruin the friendship by spontaneously hooking up with your friend. Talking “Coyote Vs Acme” (2026), “Over The Garden Wall” (2014), and what to do when the intimacy in a relationship becomes physical.

SEASON 1 FINALE!!!

Welcoming back Noah Bartels to revisit our summer goals and romances. Talking situationships, how to handle breakups, getting dumped and self reflections from the past few months.