Jake sells his life to chase a dream, and we talk about it, plus other stuff.

So we made it, episode 5, you up for a rough ride? Cos this one gets heavy (and hot), but also style dependant. 

We discuss million dollar island because we had to 

We discuss Glenn getting voted out of an extremely awkward survival of the hottest. 

Vests?? Cmon if its not your wife it simply doesn’t work. 

We talk about how we saw each other in the street and didn’t say hi, just a hi 5 without missing a step. 

Is your dog stoned or is it’s back broken? 

Do really smart dogs perform dog surgery? How much $ is too much $ when a pet is in need? 

Stand up comedy - Jake tried it once but everyone laughed at him. 

If this doesn’t wet your whistle then come for a swim in the cold water ….. apparently, it’s worth it for the story

Truck licences because it happened 

I think that’s it, so tune in or just read the above blurb but if you do just read it we won’t get the likes we need to quit our jobs, so actually give it a listen. 

On this week’s episode of the Oral Waste, we again deep dive into the questions and conundrums that plague us as a society!! 

Jake tries to crack Frasers code.

How will Jake go on million dollar island and will his appearance slingshot this podcast to our goal of 17 listeners per month? 

Is there demand for a bullet sushi train? How fast is too fast when it comes to a California roll? 

When selling a house would you get the deluxe package that includes front yard signage that doubles as a public toilet? 

Should cars be fitted with sniper rifles for when pedestrians hit the walk button but don’t wait for the green man? 

Finding pizza in a box on your drunken way home that’s still warm….to eat or not to eat? 

How’s your air con? Do you dress to the outside temp or do you set yours so you can wear shorts and shirts all year round? 

When you see “that” name trying to call you and you have to answer but really don’t want to….we deep dive into a life hack that’s taking a small amount of antisocial wimps by storm!!!

In this episode, Glenn phones a friend who he really shouldn’t have phoned and asks him the hard question……what’s our friendship worth in dollars??? 

I just finished a Marathon, Please put some more effort into my award!!!  

Is paper dead? 

If you could put a price on a friendship how much would YOU be worth? 

What kind of participator are you in a group text? Lurker? Haha guy? Energy guy? Leave the group guy? 

Do you put your trolley back or are you one of those people? 

Who qualifies for a Mother’s Day present, your mother? the mother of your children? mother in law? That mother fucker you work with? 

Would you call your mum and tell a lie? Jake did and it backfired big time!

This is the first episode of Oral Waste.

Have you ever wondered what would happen to the world if everyone all of a sudden had no teeth? No dicks? No legs?

Is leaving a towel on a banana lounge by the pool to reserve it binding?

Shearing at the family farm and why you would choose to do it on your holiday.

How long should two people laugh at their own jokes live on a podcast before it’s classed as bad content?

Flat packs and how some people enjoy them.

We discuss all this and a little bit more, so have a listen or don't