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Ben has gout, Evan's hungover, and Chris is in a great mood. What an insane show!

It's our first offseason episode. Not an ounce of Celtics talk, plenty of free agent and Lakers talk, and even some Pre-Draft crap you should know before the least-hyped NBA Draft of this century.

We sat down with Griff from the Show About Sports to talk about the finals and a little about the OKC off season! It went so well we decided you needed to hear it! Enjoy.

Griffin's Pod: Show About Sports

If you're looking for hope that the Mavs aren't finished then Chris has what you need. Ben is convinced the Lakers should just hire Jim Carrey, and Evan isn't hearing your Luka injury takes, alright?

Chris and Evan roll out their most important players in the finals. It's classic hearts on fire v ice cold numbers. Ben's list has Dante Exum number one so we're not missing him here. If Dallas wins game one we're gonna start collecting beer run money!

We're back to basically preview the Boston-Dallas Finals. The Celtics have completed the sweep as I upload this, and I can't imagine Rudy Gobert is digging his Wolves out. You may notice a lack of discussion regarding a certain local team. It happened naturally and proves this thing can work!

With OKC out we can get to the business of trashing the remaining teams. But we don't! Not really, anyway. In depth analysis and takes you didn't know you needed for the 4 remaining teams. BUCKLE UP, BUTTERCUP.

The Knicks and Nuggets took their respective game 5's as I upload this. No matter! Our heavy insight and PASSION for the game always shine through. Plus, Chris and Evan dismantle AAU basketball while Ben's wife will never respect him again.

Thanks for listening, and be sure to share!

It's the three kings, the NBA literati, all the marbles. Every matchup and a few game 1's are covered, as well as Kendrick Drake beef takes and a cat crashes the show.