Llamageddon (2015)

Directed by: Howie Dewing

A killer lama from Outerspace invades a small town farm where a group of college party-goers after losing a grandparent and wreaks havoc on all of them including impregnating a person, buckets of fake blood, and fake hoof punching. The constant shirt changing and awkward death scenes make this a campy romp.

Moose (2015)

Directed by: G. Logan Dellinger

A young park ranger moves to a strange Alaskan town where weirdness occurs.

A killer mooseator claiming several lives, and it’s up to the ranger and other strange casts of characters including and hand puppets, mimes, conspiratorial alien believing kids and, violent narcoleptic securities to help save the town from this half man half moose.

Weresquito: Nazi Hunter (2016)

Directed by: Christopher Mihm

A terrible science experiment has left a WWII soldier in a terrible condition. At the sight of blood, he will transform into a man-sized blood-sucking insect. In the end, the man refused to let this be his end and decides to use his powers for good bringing the people who did this to him to justice.

Inhumwich! (2016)

Directed by: David Cornelius

An astronaut occurs a radioactive space accident that mixes with his sloppy Joe bag lunch his wife has sent with him turning him into a giant man-eating gelatinous monster devouring everything in its path.

CarousHELL (2016)

Directed by: steve rudzinski

Duke sentient carousel unicorn who hates his existence and all the kids that ride him. One day a particular kid goes too far and Duke breaks from his carnival hell and goes on a rampage of revenge and craziness and those who have wronged him.

Toaster

Item #: SCP-426

Object Class: Euclid

A seamlessly benign toaster that when left in the presence of its researcher for more than a month could researcher they will start to speak in the first person and take on the characteristics of the toaster. Originally the toaster was first given to a family at a wedding not knowing where it came from with no box and or no tags or notes. Upon taking it deaths have started to occur including death due to starvation, the stuffing of bread until death, and electrocution.

This object much be contained in a room with no windows. This object is still in the wild at the moment.

Blood Lake

Item #: SCP-354

Object Class: Keter

Alike located in northern Canada with water with the thickness and viscosity of blood. It was seen by the foundation to have other entities come out of the water. One particular entity escaped the water and the team were sent to contain but was found to be dead. The foundation then constructed a containment facility to house the lake

Polaroid

Item #: SCP-978

Object Class: Safe

A simple polaroid camera that will simply show the subject doing something in time, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing. One said subject that could not hear, see, or be noticed by other individuals the photo taken shows them able to talk to others and be noticed by them.

The Shaggy Dog

Item #: SCP-4964

Object Class: Euclid

A copy of Tim Allen’s Shaggy Dog. The movie has to be played once per day by a level 3 staff member. The movie will play through originally the end of the movie will continue to change. In other situations, there was the ending with violent seismic activities that were at the end of the movie would correlate to real like seismic activities. It is currently not known whether SCP-4964 is causing these earthquakes or merely predicting them.

Gaia’s Blood

Item #: SCP-1100

Object Class: Safe Euclid Keter

A dangerous highly complex substance that causes mutations in natural plant and animal life. As this is a liquid this can become aerosol making the animals that are exposed to the liquid angrier and stronger becoming rage monsters.

A Night At The Movie

Item #: SCP-1756

Object Class: Safe

This a seamlessly safe DVD player but when you insert a DVD it will not show the movie but an episode of the television program Siskel and Ebert At the Movies. No matter when the movie came out they will talk about it as if it came out in the ’90s when the show itself originally aired.

Both of us are having trouble figuring out what to get people for the holidays. Let us help you out here are some things that we are thinking would be good for the holiday buying season.

Jamison likes to get gifts for people that they would not get themselves but is very easy to shop for.

Both Jamison and Scully believe in shopping locally independently owned business if you can but if you can’t here are some suggestions.

At the moment many dice companies are having large dice sales including Dice Envy, Urwizrds, Kraken Dice, Cozy Gamer, and even Wyrmwood are all having heavy dice sales to appease the dice dragon in your life.

There are a lot D&D centric items including books like Heroes feast. Jamison just got a cookbook from a Youtuber called “How to coon the victorian way with Mrs. Crocome” Jamison would like to eventually have a ren fair like day of feasting and D&D day.

There are a lot of Starwars themed items out or coming out for the season including “The Child/baby Yoda” You can now get the blue macaroons from the latest episode of The Mandalorian.

Another line from the Starwars franchise is the Force FX Elite LightSabers. Jamison has gotten the Emperor Palpatine Lightsaber from this line. Scully would like to get the Mace Windu Lightsaber. This line of Lightsabers is of great quality.

Another line from Hasbro is the lighting collection from Power Rangers but may not as good as the items that might have come out from Bandi.

There is a company called Ace Toys that make “knock off” Power Ranger figures that are not Hasbro official but are of amazing quality.

Magic The Gathering is putting out a set called “Secret Layer” and putting out Bob Ross themed mana. We both are getting sets of these for our decks. The estimate is about $50 for the set of these. There is more to this than the Bob Ross card in the “Secretvesery”. But these are the ones we are most excited about.

They have also put a Walking Dead set from the same “Secret Layer” set. Both believe there should be sets from other fandoms like Buffy or Xena or Supernatural.

Shadowy figures lurking down an ally way, uncomfortable encounters with a random stranger but possibly the most terrifying is the inconspicuous neighbor who would do anything to help a friend. The darkness in humanity knows no boundaries. Welcome fellow travelers to the Gayest Sanctorum this is the Order of the Midnight Roller Podcast. We are your guides, Jamison, and Scully. And join us as we tiptoe through the thought twisting tunnels of the minds of Sadistic Serial Killers

Kendall Francois (Poughkeepsie, NY) October 1996-August 1998 8 confirmed murders. An ex-Army vet and school Aid, janitor, and hall monitor for Arlington Middle school in Poughkeepsie, NY. He abducted 8 women and brought them back to where they had intercourse and then he would kill them, bathe them, and put his victims in garbage bags in his attic. After some time and many abductions, the smell came from the shabby home only a mile from the affluent Vassar College area. He was only caught when a victim escaped and ran into the investigating detectives as Kendall drove up. They questioned the girl about what had happened who stated it was Francois who assaulted her. The two detectives then went to the house where he Francois lived and asked him if he would come to headquarters and after several hours Francois confessed to many years of abductions and murder. After being convicted and sentenced he died of complications from HIV.

H.H. Holmes/ Herman Webster Mudgett/Dr. Henry Howard Holmes (Chicago, Ill) 27 confirmed murders upwards of 200 assumed murder He killed his victims in a self-proclaimed “murder castle”. He began building the hotel in 1887. The building was supposed to be a hotel during the “World’s Columbian Exposition”. There were soundproof rooms, hallways that lead nowhere, Chutes and ladders that lead to basements where he had acid baths and quick lime and crematorium to dispose of the bodies. Police only found this after having to go inspect the building when it was found the hotel was not in code. They found a surgical table and tools used to dissect bodies to sell organs on the black market. Holmes had supposedly murdered almost 300 people but was only convicted of killing his business partner after a botched insurance con. At the end of his life and after being convicted and sentenced to death he claimed that he was possessed by the devil. On the day of his hanging the “Murder Castle” was mysteriously burnt down. Later it was renovated into a Post Office until 1938.

La Bestia: Luis Alfredo Garavito Cubillos was born on Jan 25, 1957, in Columbia. Has admitted to rape, torture, and murder of 138 teenagers and boys between ‘92 and ‘99. In his younger years, it is reported that his mother was a prostitute and his father was an alcoholic and was abusive. It is rumored that Garavito was subjected to abuse and molested by his mother’s clients. He ran away at the age of 8 and unfortunately was picked up by a pedophile who raped and abused him. After this, he joined a gang for protection and began to steal.

In 1992, an investigation began due to a large number of boys between 6 and 16 who had gone missing. In 1997 a mass grave with a pair of special glasses next to it. In ‘98 3 bodies were found with a note next to them with an address on it. The address was that of Garavito’s girlfriend. When the police questioned her she had not seen him in months, however, she gave the police a bag Garavito left in her position. The bag contained photos and a journal containing how he killed his victims. This led the police to where he was staying. Though they believe he was looking for his next victim. He was convicted on 138 of 172 accounts of murder and was sentenced to 1,853 years and 9 days in prison, though there may have possibly been 300 or more victims due to the Columbian civil war.

-Banging your head on a wall for an hour will burn 150 calories.

-In Switzerland, it is illegal to only own one Guinea Pig.

This is because they are social animals and are considered victims of abuse if they are alone.

-Snakes can predict earthquakes.

A snake can sense an upcoming earthquake from 75 miles away(121km) and up to five days before it happens.

-Crows hold grudges against specific people.

It’s said that crows can tell humans apart from one another. Whereas humans find it nearly impossible to tell crows apart from one another.

Albino Ravens born with little too melanin they live solitary because no other ravens do want to live with it.

A group of Crows is A Murder

A group of Ferrets is a business

A group of Lemurs is a Conspiracy

A group of Flamingos is a Flamboyance

A group of Bears is a Sleuth

A group of Falcons is a Cast

A group of Hippopotamus is Bloat

A group of Kangaroo is a Mob

A group of Squirrels is a Scurry

A group of Weasels is a gang

A group of jaguars is a shadow

A group of Owls is a parliament

-The Pinocchio Parado If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow now” It would cause a paradox. Thinking about it Pinocchio's nose would have to grow to make his statement not a lie. But then it can’t grow otherwise the statement wouldn’t be a lie.

-Dolly Parton once entered a lost in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest and lost. She entered a Dolly Parton drag queen contest. She did her makeup and hair more dramatically.

Not only did she lose but the least amount of applause.

-The Romans invented the spiked collar for dogs. To combat wolves and bores from attacking their dogs when they were herding sheep.

-Seven major companies own the majority of cosmetic companies. There are “doops” of the same product but from two different companies. Two different companies with the same products with the same formula but will charge completely different prices for the same product.

In Sonic the Hedgehog Tails' real name is Miles “Tails” Prower. His name translates to Miles Per Hour.

It’s illegal to die in Longyearbyen. The locals of this city found that the bodies were not decomposing because of the extreme cold. They are thoughts there were infectious diseases like the Spanish flu.

The story behind Magic Carp is named this that way A Japanese Koi fish was faced with a massive waterfall and one Koi fish took a 1000 year to swim up the waterfall the gods were impressed with them transformed him into a golden dragon. This is why Magic Carp transforms into a large dragon.

-Ketchup was medicine in the early 1800s In 1834 an American Dr. John Cooke Bennet added tomatoes to ketchup adding vitamins and antioxidants to the sauce. He then branded it as a medicine to cure diarrhea, indigestion, Jaundice, and Rheumatism.

-You can ingest venom from snakes. Unless you have an open sore or ulcer that it would be in theory it would be safe to ingest snake venom

-People with brain damage can suffer from joke addiction. A study by neurologists showed that people who suffer from brain trauma and have developed damage on the right side of their brains have a compulsive obsession to tell jokes which they find hilarious while finding other’s jokes not funny at all.

-The Male Bella Moth in the sperm that makes the female's eggs bad taste bad and keep them safe.

There is a Full moon and a blue moon on Halloween this year and their things should not be messed with on this night. Scully is not too keen on the Oujia board but if they changed the name to “Angle board” or Spirit board would be as taboo?

Both Jamison and Scully both love the planchette shape.

Books we used Scared Sook of Abramelin The Mage, The Lesser Key of Solomon, and the most powerful grimoire Google.

Vassaago(Prince)” Of Good Nature”

His office is to declare past, present, and things to come. They are also the discovery of this hidden and lost. Some depict him as a handsome man riding a crocodile holding a raven.

Mentioned in the office of spirits as Vasgoo and appearing “Just and true in all his doings”

Has the powers of revealing things that are hidden.

Rules over 26 legions of Spirits

Gusion:(Duke)

He tells of past, present, and things to come. Resolution of all questions one may ask.

He reconciles friends and gives honor and dignity. He is depicted sometimes as a baboon or a dogged faced man. His zodiac sign is Cancer. His color is Green and some have said smells of sandalwood. His tarot card being of the 3 of cups.

Uvall:(Duke) The 4th spirit

Is said to speak Egyptian but not well. He tells of past, present, and things to come.

He brings together friends and foe. Brings love for women. He governs 37 legions of spirits and is depicted as a half-man half camel.

Dagon:

Know from Lovecraft literature and specifically from Shadows of Innsmouth.

Most demons come from concurred culture. He was originally an ocean spirit and was a deity that was about the bountiful harvest and inspiring the plow. But then turned into a vengeful water spirit. Was a deity from Mesopotamia. Semitic and Hebrew origins and from 2500 BCE. He is depicted as a merman.

Adrammelrch: (High Chancellor)

Depicted as a man with a peacock tail. Torso of a man, limbs of a mule. Mentioned in the Paradise Lost. Vanquished by Uriel and Raphael. Supervisor of Satan’s wardrobe. Can assist with the assent and mastery of powers. He helps with shadow work. He is maybe more wicked than most spirits.

Haagenti (President) 48th spirit and looks bull and with Griffin wings.

He makes men wise in a variety of things. Turns water into wine, turns to lead into gold. Governs 33 legions of spirits.

Oriens (The infernal King of The East) Can grant a vast amount of wealth. Declare past present and things to come. Helps with reviving the dead. A dark figure that is wearing a gold crown and riding an elephant. Can grant the ability to fly.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula: 1897

Jamison enjoys this novel because of the way that it is written as it is told through the diary of Nina and the Van Helsing, Dr. Seward, and Lucy Westenra.

“The Jewel of the Seven Stars” 1903

Jamison suggests “The Jewel of the Seven Stars” which he doesn’t count this a horror in the classical sense but back when the novel was written and could be considered scary for the time. This could be described as an Egyptian coming back to life themed movie. Jamison states he would like a modern remake film but placed in the Victorian era

Something Wicked This Way Comes: Ray Bradbury (1962)

Two teenagers encounter a strange carnival that comes into their small Illinois town. Headed up by a charismatic ring leader who can grant deep desires and the rest of the troop that feeds off the life force of others they capture. The story has themes of overcoming fear and battling the forces of evils.

Ray Bradbury taking the titles from a quote from three witches from Macbeth, “By the pricking of my thumb something wicked this way comes.”

Carmilla: Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu (1872)

Published in a “Glass Darkly” Could have been a magazine of its time illustrations by David Henry Friston. Jamison states that came out 26 years before Dracula.

The story is told by a noblewoman. Circumstances bring a strange guest to her doorstep and very odd things occur. Jamison states this was a toted one of the first Lesbian erotic stories. The story does have a lot of stereotypical Vampire tropes. In this story, the Vampire only needs a short rest.

Hell House: Richard Matheson (1971)

A doctor his wife and two mediums are hired by an estranged dying millionaire to investigate the possibility of life after death. The group is told to visit the most haunted house in Maine called the “Hell House”. In the end, they all have to investigate a mysterious murder and other strange happenings and why many people die after visiting the house.

Sleepy Hollow: Washington Irving (1820)

Much different than the 1999 movie. The story stretches back from across the pond in another country in Europe and specifically in Ireland. Jamison states that he likes the ending of the story. Spoiler alert! The real Headless Horseman is Scrappy-Doo.

The Tell-Tale Heart: Edgar Allen Poe (1843)

The Story tells of a first-person view and is not said if they are male or female. The story is about the narrator who is driven mad by an elderly man’s cloudy eye. The madness gets so much that the narrator concocts an elaborate plan to off dispose of the man and hiding his remains.

The story deals with the justification of the narrator's actions

Lovecraftian Horror: (1917-1937)

Dreams In the Witch House: (1933)

This is one of Jamison’s favorite Lovecraft books and would want to have a film adaptation.

The story revolves around a college student that can’t find lodging and can only find some in a strange home of an elderly woman and her strange imp-like creature. But slowly goes mad while he dreams of the house. Jamison recommends these other Lovecraft titles including The dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Call of Cthulhu, or The Shadows Over Innsmouth.

Over the river and through the woods the hounds of hell are howling. A haunted house harvests the heads of the young who go a prowling. Welcome fellow travelers to the Gayest Sanctorum, this is the order of the Midnight Roller Podcast. We are your guides, Jamison, and Scully. Join us as we head down the hallowed haunts of the most haunted places in the world.

Hoia Baciu Forest

Known as the Bermuda Triangle of Romania, this 729-acre forest is home to many myths and legends. Myths state that many were slaughtered in the forest, victims of crimes and sacrifice, peasants, soldiers from many different eras, and even supposedly Vlad the Implailor lost their lives in these woods. Local legend states the family searched high and low for a young girl who wandered into the wood to no avail. Strangely enough, the young girl was found wandering out of the wood many years later looking exactly as she was, and not a day older. She claimed that she had no memory of what had happened. Amongst many strange sightings and orbs over 1000 people have been reported missing in the strange wood, that is reported. There is also a strange oval clearing where nothing grows. Tour guides have reported seeing gatherings of people in the oval for rituals and even seances. The feeling of being watched, seeing strange mist as well as shadowy figures are also reported in the forest.

Opened on October, 18th 1871 on 156 acres of semi-forgotten land in the heart of Poughkeepsie, NY.

Located on Route 9 in the city of Poughkeepsie. When it opened its doors only a few short years after the civil war it only had forty patience but by the time the 1950s came around, it touted a recorded 6000 patience. Many rumors have circled about many sub-basement levels far beneath the hospital adding to the creepy factor in its not 149 years of being in one form or another of operation. Through the years there have been many mysterious fires forcing the administration to close whole sections of the campus down including one particularly bad fired from a “Lighting” strike setting a section of the hospital ablaze. Finally, in 2003 the hospital was “officially” closed. But this has not kept out several trespassers through the years exploring the grounds. Many walls tagged with things stating “Hell this way” or “Leave Now” adding to the hospital's creepy factor. On top of its Gothic architecture leading the imagination to many horror movies but only this is scarier as now a developer has plans on tearing down the hospital to make way for a live, work, play community. The one question we ask is...has the developer never seen any horror movies? This surely will not end well.

El Paso Highschool Tx

Known as the Lady on the Hill, El Paso Highschool in Texas opened its doors in 1916. With breathtaking Greco-Roman inspired architecture overlooking a massive 12000 seat stadium, the school is quite the marvel but with a dark past. Not only was the basement used as overflow for the morgue during the Spanish flu outbreak between 1918 and 1920 but it also was used to house the bodies of soldiers who were lost in World War II until the next of kin were informed. There is the spirit of a girl who committed suicide by slitting her wrists and jumping from the balcony. It is said that she relives this night after night for many people have reported seeing her jump from the balcony. A class picture from 1985 contains an eerie image of a girl who was not present when the photo was taken. Oddly enough, the image of the girl was only in the yearbook and not recorded on the negative of the photograph. 

We like to watch a certain amount of “Halloween” Themed movies for this time of year.

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