Conor and Sheridan go on a full rollercoaster of footballing vibes, discussing three Mainz home games over the space of the last week. The U19s saw off Barcelona of all clubs at home, while the pros made the boys sad yet again.

The birthday boys discuss another loss.

Conor and Sheridan discuss Mainz's draw at home to Wolfsburg.

Sheridan and Conor return to the Mainzer Mics to discuss a few odds and ends from over the winter break before the season continues this weekend.

Conor and Sheridan approach Mainz's 1-0 loss at home to Freiburg, and the u19's progression through to the next round of the Uefa Youth League with trademark journalistic rigour.

Sheridan and Conor chew over four games of association football played in the past month, and the exit of head coach Bo Svensson.

Sheridan and Conor discuss a late point earned away in Bochum.

Sheridan and Conor discuss Saturday's home game against Bayern Munich.

Conor and Sheridan run through several analogies to distract themselves from thoughts of oblivion as Mainz grab their second point of the season away to Gladbach.

Conor and Sheridan talk about a continuation of Mainz's stinky vibes in a longer than usual episode, chewing the fat about defeats to Augsburg and Stuttgart, as well as the signings of Anwar El Ghazi and Josuha Guilavogui.