Organised Fun

This week, we're hapless writers, trying to get our movies optioned by the studio. Can we win the prestigious yet dubious awards whilst at the same time factoring in the bizarre requests from the studio execs? Highlights include:

- Anti-clockwise????

- Podcast trip to Uzbekistan!

- Would you rather an unknown plot, or an unknown character?

- Theseus what?

- Jane = Cannibal

- Is this Sarah's first 5?

- Uncharacteristically, I miss out a few rules...

- Sarah comes dangerously close to saying the M word...

It's a game of cat and mouse, but can the fugitive reach home base before the marshal tracks him down? Highlights include:

- I am lacking in deduction and wit...

- Nought/Zero, Zed/Zee, Aitch/Haitch... whatever!

- Counting is hard...

- You actually need to be intelligent to be the marshal...

- It's Marsha the Marshal!

- If you're careful, you can play this in the bath...

- It's not you, it's me...

Range based trivia... how confident are you that you're correct, and will you score big because of it? Highlights include:

- Bunty's phone is blowing up because she's so popular...

- 9 years old?

- Copy, Swap or Double?

- How many countries are there in the world?

- Forget Gareth Thomas, how long would it take us to do an Iron Man challenge?

- How wet is a leek?

- I temporarily lose the ability to speak...

- Where's the English?

- It's not even made in Wales...

- What is the average Frag of an Organised Fun game?

How close can you put a magnetic stone next to another magnetic stone without them sticking together? Highlights include:

- Don't eat the magnets, even though you want to!

- Neodymium, ooh!

- Everyone knows bigger magnets are more magnetty...

- 24 is a perfect number...

- Beautiful stones surrounded by a bit of coat...

- Little kittens are distracting...

It's that time of year again, where you get to hear us bumble through some Exit puzzles in an attempt to save Christmas!

This week, we aim to get to the bottom of the ultimate question: which pet shat on the floor? Highlights include:

- Any poo mentioned is strictly 'in game'

- Memory. Speed. Poo.

- Cat, gerbil, rabbit - all the same, innit...

- Sarah's manicure gives her an unfair advantage...

- No lady should leave home without a turd in a box

- Dobble: like snap but you injure yourself...

- Why is the fish even a suspect?

- This game cannot be played in space...

This week, we discuss all things homebrewed! Highlights include:

- Sometimes rules are just bad and need changing...

- What if you break the game forever?

- What exactly goes on in Vermont?

- Don't mix real expansions with fan-made ones, please!

- Codenames: Duet? Thank the fans!

- I made a fan expansion out of malicious intent...

I've homebrewed an expansion for my favourite legacy game - using as many of the previous bits as possible! Highlights include:

- Pat ate a sheep's head

- Why wouldn't you have all the dinosaurs?

- Have I unbalanced the game? Does it matter?

- Sometimes you visit Jurassic Park and it's fun. Sometimes though, people die

- Listen up, Prospero Hall!

- Maybe needs some budget?

Two rival houses warring against each other for control of the land, which just so happens to be watched over by a huge angry dragon. Hate it when that happens! Highlights include:

- It's the first game we can't actually pronounce...

- What is Qoam anyway?

- A dragon is basically a fantasy WMD

- My lair has layers...

This week, we're faced with multiple dilemmas of trolley murder. Who can make the best moral arguments between increasingly ridiculous options? Highlights include:

- You can't cull games from someone else's collection...

- Amanda keeps her games hidden, like she's embarrassed or something?

- Knowing someone is not the same as liking someone...

- Oh, Gandhi no!

- You can't kill your own mother!

- Who cares about young George Washington?

- Not many people can say they've met a leprechaun...

- Literally no-one will miss Justin Bieber...

- Some people are binmen, some people are lawyers, and some people euthanise animals...

- Fuck your boss!

- Malala? She's peaked...

- If you're dumb enough to set up your table on a train track, you deserve everything you get...

- Surely nobody's gonna target me for The Purge?

- It wouldn't be an episode with the girls without some Munchkin bashing...

- I get desecrated...