Organised Fun

Phil, Tim and Riley compete in the Ancient Game Tomb Challenge! A set of random components have been unearthed in a freshly discovered tomb. Perhaps they are part of a game of some sort? We each pitch our games, but the vote is down to you! Highlights include:

- Which do you prefer, reviews or 'other' content?

- MS Paint for the win

- Ancient cultures really were brutal

- Riley makes us all look bad by actually creating his game

- Snakes can be tricky

- How did string survive?

- Indiana Jones has given us lots of inspiration/education

- Did I cheat? Who knows!

- I'm a total selfish bastard

- What happened to your hands, Grandma?

We've put out some seeds on our feeder, each hoping to collect the best selection of birds - but watch out for those bastard crows! Highlights include:

- What is this?? ~30???

- Everyone knows birds love to queue

- If a seal turns up at your feeder, you've automatically lost

- To win, you need to be strategicking

- How do you gender a bird anyway?

- Greenfinches were just not interested in our seeds

- Mark invented 'Creator Corner' then promptly forgot all about it

- Look out for the common or garden Pinchback

- What else has eggs?

Grace's nemesis and all-round biatch, Cynthia Whipshaft is hosting the Welcome Back Ball - can't possibly go wrong, surely?

Classic novelist Jane Austen has totally lost the plot and jumped on the zombie bandwagon - the only trouble is, she's set on eradicating her existing stories! Can these beloved characters endure the undead hordes for long enough to complete their narratives? Highlights include:

- It sucks to be a woman in Regency England

- You cannot romance a zombie

- LGBT, yes. Incest, no

- A lady must never be without her bin lids

- Augusta Elton. Gooseberry

- Please, Miss Austen!

- You blink, and suddenly zombies are everywhere

- She better run!

We are about to enter the dungeon... who knows what lurks behind the door. Will it be immense treasures or weird monsters? Who knows! Highlights include:

- Apologies for the shit quality - I got the settings wrong, whoops!

- Make way for the Dragon Master

- This game lasted 84 years

- Sarah's tinfoil hat is inordinately strong

- It's all a bit beige

- You REALLY need to read your cards

- Sarah needs to learn the meaning of 'helping'

- Amanda loves her some buffs and nerfs...

- We phoned Simon while he was driving, but it's ok, we didn't kill him

It's 1894 and we've decided to build a railway right to the top of Snowdon, the highest mountain in Wales (and England to be fair...) like you do. Who can build the most stuff and make the most meaningful contribution to this effort? Highlights include:

- It's the Snowdonia Deluxe Master Set, and don't you forget it!

- 30 minutes or 90 minutes: there is no middle ground

- Mark is an honorary Snowdon Mountain Railway driver

- Do they have trains in Dungeons and Dragons?

- I regularly mix up steel and iron... what you gonna do about it?

- There will be no lollygagging whatsoever

- We don't speak about the Hebron Incident

- What do you need coal for?

- Guaranteed a yeti will fuck up your railway

- Mark introduces a new section, Creator Profile

- Tony Boydell is trains to the max

- Here's the player aid tome

- Time to assign your labradors

Safely back from their ordeal, our heroes stumble on the perfect opportunity to explore the vaults beneath the school - will they discover anything that can help explain what's going on?

All of society's greatest are gathered for a simply scrumptious morning tea, but who can put on the best spread? Highlights include:

- Tea? That's the 1800s isn't it?

- Yeah, but how does it actually work?

- Strap in for the worst explanation of a game ever

- Why would you give away your milk?

- Just leave each other's tea alone!

- Alright darlin, flash us your kitchen

- Afternoon tea is only for ladies

- Tactics! Strategy! Tea!

- If it's already in the box from the start, is it an expansion?

- Nan's gone to bed, get the cocks out!

- Congratulations to Mark for remembering the format of an episode

Turns out that the self flying brooms were possessed, and now Jessie and Merida find themselves being whisked away to a mystery location - who or what will they find when they get there? And what will the rest of the team do without them?

It's Friday at Hollyfirth, and everyone is excited about the grand finale of Barry Cooper's tournament, with the prizes being presented at a special Whack concert. What could go wrong?