Organised Fun

Grab your lightsabers, charge up your blasters, and watch out for Bantha poodoo as we play Star Wars Destiny! Who will win in a classic battle of Dark against Light? Highlights include:

- Board games can be used for evil

- Not Jar Jar Binks!!!

- It's all about the guns

- How do they work out age recommendations?

- Mark still can't remember the motto

- Siri gets involved

It began with a Christmas gift full of good intentions... Bunty joins us as we plumb the depths of the gay sex trade. Just how rude can we make a game of Monopoly? Highlights include:

- This is a different level of swearing

- We get schooled on Sandy Petersen

- 10 out of 10 for 'rude'

- An orgy is better than a threesome - everyone knows that

- I fell into a porn void

- Jail is quite sexy

- Polite company? That's not where we are...

- You could do a lot of damage at an orgy, medically speaking

- Would you rather be spanked by a toff, or would you rather spank a toff?

- We get an insight into how I behave at work

- Nipple Play is a great little earner

- This game is a gift for straight ladies

- If a straight man is into spanking a posh toff, are they still a straight man?

- Warning to future visitors, this one is going on the spreadsheet!

The world as we know it has ended, humanity is done for, and ancient evils walk the earth, vying for supremacy. Who will win the Cthulhu Wars? Highlights include:

- Fuck the environment and fuck homeless people!

- If Sandy Petersen is such a great game designer, why does he need Kickstarter?

- What is Sandy short for?

- We work ourselves into a dead end with an epic strategy fail

- Mark kills everything

- How could I not have sucked?

Be a winner at The Game Of Life, find a job and money maybe, get married, have a baby, take a chance, find romance, all your dreams may come true! Highlights include:

- You get a boner from egg and cress sandwiches

- Mark really can't say the motto

- Marriage is compulsory

- Mark is a humourless wretch

- I'm not sold on the spinner

- We fail at maths

- We had pretty good lives, but never actually owned a house

- Why would you wear sunglasses if you don't have any eyes?