Original Podcast Material

The boys are suffering through winter lockdown paranoia, and as a result, engage in the most existential and irreverent episode yet. Retail managers get it in the neck, harrowing childhood memories are dredged up, and several potentially libelous stories are told. Listen to find out if you have grounds to sue. Here comes the subpoena!

Due to the general sickness and poor health of reddit advice subforums, the throughly tormented minds of Tom and Oli have been forced to (partially) venture away from the suburban American angst of one of the internet's most popular cesspits, and find brand new sources of problems to give advice for. The search takes them to the columns of British broadsheet newspapers of varying quality, yet the questions remain remarkably NSFW. So strap in for another round of thinly disguised philosophical soapboxing, and learn how to lead a happier life*.

*not a legal guarantee

Welcome to Original Podcast Material: After Dark. Hot Agony Uncles in Your Area want to take your questions, so click that sexy little play button now, lie back and think of England, and unwind to the dulcet sounds of two Young Studs solving the world's most intimate problems.

Tom and Oli welcome their very first guest to Original Podcast Material - fellow indie podcaster Raine, from Florida. We delve deep into trans-Atlantic cultural quirks and peruse some classic questions from the mysterious female perspective, as well as all the usual advice-based japery.

Raine hosts the Raine Knows Nothing podcast, on which Tom appeared to discuss their pretend Boomer relationship. You can listen to that here: anchor.fm/raine-gardner/episodes/Tomos-Knows-Hes-Getting-Old-eo1513

The world has gone very wrong. Amidst all the madness, there are people searching for answers to their problems by turning to the internet. Now, two men with over 50 years of combined life experience serve as the bastion of good, measured, real-world guidance for those in need. Each episode, they will bring in a selection of unanswered calls for advice. Tongues will be firmly in cheeks and expect tangents aplenty, but maybe, just maybe, they can resolve some of the internet age's biggest issues too.

We may be in bleak mid-winter, but that doesn't mean we can't head down to one of the many local bikini barista coffee shops and warm our half-naked bodies up with a cozy, warm beverage. While we're there, we can also discuss how to deal with gossipy co-workers and patronising bosses, before we all go back to our busy lives as virtual idols. All of these important issues, and plenty of tangential blathering, to be found in this episode!

This week, our quest to solve all the problems in the world takes us to some bizarre places. We'll meet men who refuse to brush their teeth, dye their hair any colour other than snow white, or speak to their girlfriends on Sundays. Meanwhile, the boys struggle with relating far too much to a certain incompetent British comedy character, and there's trouble brewing at the Bi-Annual Female Singer-Songwriter Convention!

There are some minor microphone issues in this one, but they don't last too long so please bear with us. We'll have them sorted for the next episode, promise.

Join us Underneath the Mango Tree, as we complete our ranking of every James Bond film. Hear us swoon over the best adventures from all six Bonds, while taking every opportunity possible to do impressions of our favourite one-liners.

You needn't worry. The second is-

Yes. Considerably.

Join us, Underneath the Mango Tree, as we rank every single James Bond film, from #24-1, with honourable mentions of a couple of odd-ones-out. Let your eyes glaze over as if you're watching one of the late-era Roger Moore films, attempt to avert your gaze from the terrifying thumbnail, and please write in to vehemently disagree with our rankings.

The world has gone very wrong. Amidst all the madness, there are people searching for answers to their problems by turning to the internet. Now, two men with over 50 years of combined life experience serve as the bastion of good, measured, real-world guidance for those in need. Each episode, they will bring in a selection of unanswered calls for advice. Tongues will be firmly in cheeks and expect tangents aplenty, but maybe, just maybe, they can resolve some of the internet age's biggest issues too.