It's been a minute so Courtney & André power through loads of woso news. We start with a sad addition to the sick & shut-in list, then talk about the Women's Club World Cup, Brazil's 2027 World Cup bid, and FIFA threatening to suspend Zambia.

Then we move to the NWSL to spotlight Orlando de Janeiro, and discuss how there's a lot more happening down there than Barbra Banda (though she is outrageous). We also discuss Kansas City, Gotham and Portland, plus André goes on a rant about Jaedyn Shaw and Casey Stoney.

After we hop the pond to talk about the FA Cup Final, Nikita Parris turning down a bag to win a trophy she's already won twice, Sir Jimothy Rats showing how much he cares about Man United's women's team, and the WSL title race coming down to the last day yet again.

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