My grandfather was a truck driver for 49 years.  And for all 49 of those years, his CB call handle was "Beaver Teaser".  He even had a cartoon beaver drawn on the front of his truck.  Why am I telling you all of this?  To prove that my grandpa is 500 times cooler than your grandpa.  And, because having the mascot of your favorite football share a nickname with a term for a woman's vagina would be the worst.  Like, if the New Mexico Lobo's suddenly changed their names to the New Mexico Tacos.  Or the Syracuse Orange changed their name to the Syracuse Pink.  It's just kinda funny.  And, if you don't agree you are an uppity asshole.  GO UTES!!!