This week, we strike a deal with listeners, Melanie gets stroked, Brianne is infuriated by the bracket match-up, Melanie wants to normalize wiener goo and makes it weird with an angel, Brianne appeases Big Shark, we wonder if good infestations exist, Melanie plans a crime, we determine whether Cody has to get dumped, the Coast Guard is dumb, some things are poppycock, you can delegate to us, and someone else earns butthole pics.

Content warnings: sexual intercourse with unclear levels of consent leaning toward likely non-consent, possible asphyxiation, seizures, vague discussion of definite sexual assault, brief and non-graphic mention of sexual assault of children 36:30-37:00, strangulation, domestic violence, murder by spouse, death by drowning, pregnancy loss discussion in second half of disaster relief.

Links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Gay_Gibson
https://crimereads.com/the-actress-the-steward-and-the-ocean-liner-what-really-happened-in-cabin-126/
https://www.newspapers.com/image/37468103/?terms=gay%20gibson&match=1
https://www.travelagewest.com/Industry-Insight/Business-Features/How-the-Cruise-Industry-Has-Evolved-in-50-Years
https://www.cruiseshipdeaths.com/1959/09/18/lynn-kauffman-passenger-cruise-ship-death-aboard-ss-utrecht-murder/
https://www.newspapers.com/image/37468103/?terms=gay%20gibson&match=1
https://murderpedia.org/male.R/r/roston-scott-robin.htm
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1989-03-23-me-352-story.html
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/justice-story/honeymoon-overboard-article-1.1463623
https://web.archive.org/web/20190717023220/https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-02-22-me-30065-story.html