Otis Morris Hates Himself

The worst trend of the 21st century? Easy--chefs and barbers with tattoos. Anthony Bourdain didn't marry a pedophile for you all to tarnish his barely interesting lifestyle. Otis learns how to butcher cows, pigs and other things. Otis also talks about sex workers, people with outstandingly stupid opinions, and envisions what his high school reunion would be like.

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the bars are back in town. All bars including the gay ones. This week Otis sits down with Gordon Ramsay to discuss the worst nachos. Soccer sucks and England sucks. There's not much else to say.

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Canada, like any other country in the existence of time, has done some pretty awful things. Let's talk about how adults are just beginning to realize that! Did you know dogs are really dumb? turns out, dogs are incredibly dumb. Also, this podcast is being used by various groups as a form of audible torture. More on that later. Happy 1st, 4th and 5th of July! The 2nd and 3rd can kick rocks.

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Let's follow up on some things from last episode: gays, the Middle East and cults. No one cares anymore. It's Summer! Get your AC installed, crash a boat, play golf with your father and get wild. Meanwhile, Otis attempts to hire a hitman and wonders if Kevin O'Leary will invest into a boating company. This and more on this weeks episode of Otis Morris Hates Himself. 

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It's hot out and so is this episode! This week Otis discusses cults of all kinds. Rich white people. Corporations. Sports. Poor white people. Seriously. Cults are everywhere. Trust me, they're lurking. You'll also hear two encounters with some leaders of the worst cult there is: Wiggers. On top of that you're going to learn about the chemistry of water. Whatever that means.

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The history of Canada: bad at genocide, okay at apologies. John Cena joined the Chinese army. Why are you not talking about that Why are you talking about a friends reunion and spending the last of your savings on comic-con tickets? John Cena is on the verge of ending the god damn world!

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Technically, this is Otis Writes A Movie Pt. 2, but it's so much more than that. This week Otis dreams of a world where lawnmowers aren't so loud, wind is caused by Chris Brown, the Saw movies make sense, and a world where babies will be our overlords.

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Otis takes some time out of his very busy schedule to offers some thoughts to end all the problems in the Middle East, figures out why Ellen decided to end her show, a eulogy for hardcore wrestling legend New Jack, and another man's close encounter with death. Did you know that if you serve in the military you can get a free DLC skin pack in Call of Duty? Well now you know.

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Last week was about the Dad's, this week is about the Mom's. No cat mom's allowed. Or Gordon Ramsay. He's not allowed either. Otis also prattles on about "Cowboy" Donald Cerrone, the history of Nintendo, trading cards, and what Japan thinks about the Yakuza.

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Are you a Sober Dad? If not, you're gonna learn what it takes to be one. You'll hear all about Otis' 100% correct Oscar predictions, menthol cigarettes, World's Strictest Parents and the gay Navy squad. Strap on your combat boots, bump some H, and get ready for one hell of an episode my dudes.

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