1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week.
2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up.
3- You realize thugs and looters come in white too?
4- Hey, Kanye, listen to Taylor.
5- Twitter says, "Shut up Trump."
6- It’s not the testing, stupid.
7- Amy can’t go to the park
8- You do realize there are black men in the NBA, don’t you?
9- Amy can’t go to the park

#277: Our First Week Open

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1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories

#385: Here's To You, Matt

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?

#384: Baked Alaska

1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.

#383: No Truth Required

1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
4- Freedom of speech we approve of
5- Same-sex marriage saved
6- Corporate crime aka business as usual
7- Merry Christmas

#382: Wisdom Teeth

1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
3- A prophet gets his wish
4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.
5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.
6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it
7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya

#277: Our First Week Open

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