We’re getting ready for the DNC. Maya Rudolph is getting ready for SNL. Another Ellen story (different Ellen!) and the insanity that is the Sturgis Rally.

Even fake men get more respect than women. Trump adds to his list of broken promises. Sex-positive Canadians. Save Halloween!

Entertainment correspondent Zach talks about Garth and Ellen. Americans struggle with boredom. Herman Cain’s shitty legacy.

What’s more terrifying, ghosts or missing ballots? HR doesn’t care about you. Be like Montana!

AOC takes men to task. Add campus health centers to the list of organizations unprepared for fall. GOP strands baby fundraisers in Rapid City. The top sheet debate rages on.

WE’RE NERVOUS ABOUT SCHOOLS. Ellen isn’t as “kind” as her brand. We talk about masks (again) but also porn!

Kristi is gambling state money on Minnesota businesses and gifting license details to the feds. Drones, racism, and nipples in the Twin Cities. Hang in there, Ruthie!

Lockdown lingerie forever. Betsy’s back. Disney magic in the midst of madness. Med student Abbie Nistler joins the pod to teach us how to wear a damn mask – CORRECTLY!

Oops! Giuliani did it again. The (Dixie) Chicks are ready for Carmen’s birthday. “Guys” is canceled. Evictions loom.

In defense of BFF tattoos. Hyde stays (for now). Are master bedrooms racist? Drive-thru dinner and a strip show.