Our Long National Nightmare is OVER folks!  We pew pew pew one more time with our Li'l Finger News Bulletin (spoiler alert, it's a Menzies!), our gripes, some feelings about the ups and downs of the entire season, some thoughts on feminism, and our Jon Snow impersonation.  All men must die, except when they don't and become the king instead.  Thanks for the the last few seasons!

Well friends, we've made it to the penultimate episode of this godforsaken show and Kirstie may never stop fuming. We've got gripes, we've got Fast and the Furious motion smoothing sequels (2 Fast 2 Slow 2 Sharp 2 Smooth), and we've even got plot twists involving sneezes and ants. We'll also update y'all on our fantasy league and make predictions for the final episode (spoiler alert: Samwell Tarly is gonna write a Coke ad). One more episode 'til our long national nightmare is finally over!

We survived the longest night, and awoke to yet another very long night.  A long night of bad Grand Romantic Gestures.  A long night of Dick Jokes.  And mostly, the kind of night that just makes you talk about Harry Potter and Outlander instead of the show you're contractually obligated by the bonds of hobbyist podcasting to recap every week.  We discuss problematic couplings like Harry and Hermione, Ron and Hermione, Harry and Cho, oh and I guess some of the Westeros gang gets their dicks wet too.  We have updates to the Fantasy League, as well as detailed gripes, and a remarkably stiff competition for Who Was Petty This Week.

We watched the Battle of Winterfell so you don't have to! Seriously, you don't have to... it was dumb. Join us as we celebrate the Daves' finer phrasing choices, the variety of ways we have continued to be #blessed by red filter, and the grand romantic gesture some of us were waiting for. Plus, Star Wars I guess? Stay tuned for next week because apparently more war and petty drama await!

The world's worst sleep over, graduation toasts,  sci-fi milk alternatives, and our One True Dad.  We hit a lot of beats this week and very little actual plot.  Find out who won the Petty This Week award in a crowded field of petty bitches, catch a brief update from the Li'l Finger News Bulletin, and listen to Kirstie complain for the 900th time about time in the Game of Thrones universe.  If you haven't already, this is your last week to prepare your fantasy team and catch up on ours, the Battle of Winterfell is coming!

Game of Thrones returned last night and we're bringing you a lengthy song of our vomit over terrible dialogue, attempts at comedy, and Scrawny Dave's many thoughtful words. We've also got Planet Coaster thoughts, rom com thoughts, and (obviously) Outlander thoughts, so join us in pettiness for the season 8 premiere.

We're all about to be in the same place at the same time for the same purpose! That's right, Game of Thrones returns tonight and we are filled with dread. Join us as we preview Season 8 (spoilers abound?). We'll catch up on what we remember (incest babies, Bad Jamie, Samwell Tarly's independent study) and what we don't (who exactly is Melisandre?), PLUS we reveal our Fantasy League heading into the final season. Get ready because the Dick Count begins TONIGHT!

It's been two years, but we are back at it with our favorite garbage show!  Don't gaslight us about great houses, it's been a long time!  As the hype builds, so do the brand partnerships, so we wanted to take a minute to talk about some of the crazy ways HBO has licensed Game of Thrones to trick you into BLEEDING FOR THE BRANDS. We discuss Oreo, Shake Shack, the American Red Cross, Mountain Dew, Urban Decay, Love Pop, Rolling Pins, Johnny Walker, and Spotify.  How many houses are there? How do you fit a house on a cookie? Are we in Snowdonia?  We are back on our bullshit, bringing the HOT LOOKS and HOT TAKES and dear god are we ready for this season to be over.  Use the hashtag #hatewatchGOT to watch along with us!  This episode is only about licensing deals and has no spoilers (in theory, but who knows?)

We've had a lot of fun this season, from our discount liquor store wine to our discount liquor store plot.  This Sunday, we're starting with the Li'l Finger News Bulletin. We include an important update on the Game of Thrones Fantasy League, have as many gripes as we found Dick Jokes, recap some sexy times and guess who will end up being Classroom Mom in Westeros.  What's in store for next season?  Who tf knows because next season won't air until 2017823098.  Stay tuned though, because when the time comes for us all to come back to the same place at the same time, we will be ready to be here for the same purpose.  Keep hashtagging #hatewatchgot in the meantime!