Everything's back to normal, for better or worse. Get ready for many more episodes exactly like they were before the accelerationism and the hyperaccelerationism.

 The final nail in the coffin. Or maybe the second-to-final. No editing whatsoever. That sound is my wall-unit air conditioner, or maybe my refrigerator. 

 Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, faster, faster, faster. Also, these are releasing early-ish in the month now, not crammed in right at the end.

 Either dead or dying, you decide. Also, I'm gonna start aiming to release these early in months, not late. Like, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd. Dates like these. You know the dates I mean. This doesn't have anything to do with the accelerationism.

 In decline, a shadow, wandering in the wilderness. Only an instinctive adherence to instinct can save us.

 The shortness I have long promised is really here this time, in preparation for the month with the shortest day: December. Carols for caroling, Listener becomes Contributor and yes, he's real. He IS real!

 In the intro, I say the episode is shorter than an hour but it's actually longer than an hour. There's a tale of terror from my real life. Atypical organization. We do not condone occult practices.

 It's short. They're short now. Get used to it. Listen, I explain in the episode. If you know of any contributors who have died, let me know.

 Shortness as a virtue. I postponed the Waders segment for at least another month, get off my back. A trap is sprung.

 This is a bonus Special Out of All Doors Eclipse Special. Do not click "play" expecting great, great length.