Outrage Factory

What made people angry on the internet this week? Cosmo's awful dating advice (6:10), Dale's encounter with spicy water (10:06), the worst thing we ever pretended to like for a woman's affection (17:48), Rupi Kaur is not good (18:24), a dad makes a joke as old as time and it goes horribly wrong (22:12), everyone's crazy for puck girl (31:24), Derek explains shoes to Dale (40:57), potheads are the worst people on earth (44:22), death by firework (51:54), homeopathy gets cool (54:31), an all-werewolf sports team (1:04:32).

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Songs: "Silent Kiss" by Robert Parker "Maybe" by The Get Up Kids

What made people angry on the internet over the past three weeks? Derek vs. social media, Zuckerberg vs. old people who don't understand things, millennials vs. themselves, thoughts vs. prayers, hipsters vs. other hipsters, and Dicks vs guns. Songs: 'Bad' by Save Face 'Going Out of My Head' by Fatboy Slim

What were people angry about on the internet this week? U.S. Customs agents want the keys to your Snapchat, the world's greatest response to vegan protestors in history, a tempest in a tiny frying pan. Also: we design the world's greatest dating app for middle-aged folks. Songs: 'Chevy Chase' by Arvo Party 'Help is Needed' by Dom Fricot

What made people mad on the internet this week? The Zuckership continues to take direct hits, Dale and I share our sordid Facebook ads history, we explain how social media ad targeting works one more time, for the people in the back, hot takes on the Stormy Daniels/Trump affair, the latest victim in the millennial murder spree, Dale is a monster. Linkage: Get your Facebook data here: https://www.facebook.com/settings Musk: https://www.google.ca/amp/s/gizmodo.com/elon-musk-deletes-facebook-pages-for-spacex-and-tesla-1824025130/amp Progressaudia Arabia: https://qz.com/1233230/all-the-exceedingly-normal-things-that-women-in-saudi-arabia-are-allowed-to-do-now/ The worst thing you will ever see: https://www.instagram.com/p/BguD5bWh42P/?taken-by=dalebot Songs: 'All You Wanted By Michelle Branch' by Hot Mulligan 'Breathless' by Small Black

What made people angry on the internet this week? We learned that dogs don't belong in overhead storage, Trump is going to bring every sci-fi movie to life, and China has some pretty good ideas! Plus, Dale talks about Transformers movies for 15 minutes. Read: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/united-airlines-dog-dies-flight-attendant-forces-it-into-overhead-bin/ https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/finance-top-stories/what-trumps-space-force-might-look-like-%E2%80%93-and-when-it-would-be-ready/ar-BBKe4bg https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-credit/china-to-bar-people-with-bad-social-credit-from-planes-trains-idUSKCN1GS10S https://uproxx.com/news/delete-facebook-hashtag-movement-reactions/ Songs: 'Revel in Your Time' by Gunship 'No Halo' by Sorority Noise

What made people angry on the internet this week? WE'RE GLAD YOU ASKED: Shkreli gets Shkrelincarcerated, Trump's Big Korean Adventure, Miami doing Miami things, and more! Songs: 'Applause' by Tiny Moving Parts 'Animal' by LadyTron

What made people angry on the internet this week? We take a preemptive look at what will piss people off about the Oscars, discuss why people are angry about the best picture nominees, and relive the 'accidental' Best Picture announcement from last year. Also: child brides, racist statues, Alex Jones, shifty social networks, female-fronted movies, and more! Songs: 'Wild Style' by Hockey 'Everybody Stay Calm' by Run The Jewels

What made people angry on the internet this week? We take a look at all the Olympic news that was, including Derek's favorite Olympian EVER, Canada getting trampled at their own national pastimes, and the ongoing are-they-or-aren't-they of Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir. Also: avocado-related proposals, a pet pig meats an untimely end, and the ongoing stupidity of the gun control debate in the U.S. Songs: 'Getting By With Its' by Reggie and the Full Effect 'Get Out' by CHVRCHES

What made people angry on the internet this week? For starters, our dumb podcast is a year old! (That's 7 in podcast years, for those of you keeping count). Also: Happy Meals are now sad, nutritional advice from the two least nutritious dudes on the planet, our live reaction to a nipple on cable TV, France (and Hedley's) statutory rape problem, horns for horniness, mouthkissing your children, and more! Honestly, from the bottom of our black, shrivelled hearts, thanks for tuning in over the past year. Songs: 'New Happy Birthday Song' by NOFX 'Asshole Pandemic' by Pkew Pkew Pkew 'Hey Heartbreaker' by Dream Wife

What made people on the internet angry this week? Lady Doritos, our dumb Prime Minister, provincial politics smackdown, attack of the toilet hamsters, why parents are the worst. Songs: 'Flo' by Smash Mouth 'A Milli vs. I Can Smell It' by Starfucker