Outside Arsenal exclusive update, Tuesday morning, on Location at a certain London Airlinks Golf Club, shooting a 73 across the front 9 when we spotted a the K-MAN, disgraced super agent Kia Joorab, alongside none other than Crown Price Mohammed bin Salman.

You can be forgiven for believing yesterday’s episode was released after the Ornstein Vini Bomb, but you may be surprised to learn that it was recorded and released several hours before hand. You may think, hang on, do you have sources, do you have connections? The answer is and remains an emphatic NO!

The forwards are the most glamorous part of any project, MSN, BBC, Thierry, Pires, Bergkamp, The 3 Rs. Arteta’s project has been built on deep foundations, defence up, is it about time we gave Kai and B their ultimate LW. Dare I say, VBK

Arsenal are reaching a crescendo in the midfield market: Scott vs Guimarães

It’s the summer of love, love what you can, and if it breaks youre heart, lets do it again

Now there’s never any shortage of tin foil at the Outside Arsenal Dispensary, and today is no different. It’s like an origami factory for tin foil hats, so buckle in as Outside Arsenal attempt to coherently explain the 117 million financial loopholes and all round chicanery alleged to be ongoing under the Premier League’s nose.

You’re telling me the team that finished 10th have had a bid accepted for a player from the team that finished 4th, outbidding the team that finished 1st. Outside Arsenal have been royally Rogered, believe me, but have Arsenal? Let’s get into the news.

England’s WC may be over, and your hearts may be broken. Drown your sorrows not in booze, but instead news.

Welcoming ArseBlast, a renowned Arsenal field agent and operative, covering Hampstead Heath and further afar.

Major update across Major Targets as the WC burns alive Arsenal’s core. If we are to continue our forward march go global domination, it would be prudent to secure primary targets well in advance of a new season.