First video episode. Lane Johnson's retiring, KD says the Sixers can't touch his Warriors, and Chris talks about what happened when Camden police stopped his 15-year-old walking home from the store.
Quill, Chris and James. New this week: an N-word bank — a dollar every time one of us slips.
(01:32) The bank is open. How it works, who the money goes to, and why we're doing it. Also gas prices — $4.99 somewhere on the way to Philly, and Jersey under four.
(04:14) Either Or #1. Your phone goes live for 30 minutes while you're talking crazy about everybody, or every text you typed and decided not to send goes out to the person you wrote it to. James and Chris split. Put yours in the comments.
(09:31) Either Or #2.
(14:55) Lane Johnson is retiring after this season. Fourth overall in 2013, 168 games, six Pro Bowls, two first-team All-Pros, two rings, the only offensive lineman in franchise history with multiple Super Bowl titles. Then the question: which NBA player is he? Chris says Giannis, James says Tim Duncan, and that turns into a whole thing.
(18:24) Eagles win total is 10.5. No homer answers. Over or under with Lane, Kelce and AJ Brown gone.
(19:34) China restricted AI companion apps. A woman exchanged 700,000 words with an AI boyfriend and what upset her was not getting to say goodbye. People building bots of dead relatives, teenagers with AI friends, and whether a relationship you can't be ghosted by is a relationship at all. Then: how none of us want ChatGPT talking back like us.
(26:55) Ben Simmons back to the Sixers? Chris says it wouldn't be the worst thing. James says go fishing. Also whether Embiid should have thrown him under the bus in that press conference.
(30:59) Kevin Durant says the Sixers can't touch his Warriors team. We read the whole tweet. He named Klay's numbers, named Draymond's numbers without naming Defensive Player of the Year, and left himself off the list entirely. Bron, Joel, Maxey, VJ Edgecombe — prime versus not-prime is the actual argument.
(36:07) Opening night. Thunder-Spurs then Sixers-Knicks. Two bands to get in the building, and the seat map is comedy. Plus what FanDuel is about to make.
(39:26) Quick NBA news. Kawhi reportedly to Toronto, Harden's charge dismissed, and R.I.P. Brandon Clarke and Don Nelson — the We Believe Warriors, and the first coach to have Dirk and Steve Nash.
(41:35) Olivia Miles is a problem. Been on her since Notre Dame. Then the W: A'ja Wilson at minus-600 for MVP with four already, voter fatigue, Caitlin Clark's numbers, Aliyah Boston, Napheesa Collier, and expansion teams in Cleveland, Detroit and Golden State — plus why they can't reuse the old names.
(49:11) Camden police stopped Chris's son. Walking home from the store. One car became four or five. Handcuffs, then driven home to his mother. What she said to the one Black officer on scene. Then the talk Chris had with him — the hoodie in 90-degree weather, complying, and getting home. This one's heavy and we let it be heavy.
(01:01:02) Culture Check. Lil Uzi Vert's Maverick Almost Forever — eight tracks, real Uzi vibes if you're a fan. Pooh Shiesty's album, made in a two-month window, and the entertainment-purposes-only disclaimer that fools nobody. Plus Young Dolph, and a Philly girl's opinion of Reading.
(01:05:51) Raising Kanan series finale. Is Kanan one of the worst people ever put on TV? Raq, Marvin, Juke, Breeze, Ghost in the room. Joffrey from Game of Thrones as the only real competition. And the Power Origins show coming with young Ghost, Tommy, Tasha and Angela.
(01:11:00) House of the Dragon finale. They told us it was the series finale and that wasn't true. Aegon becoming a man, Aemond being nothing without Vhagar, Daemon showing up exactly like we thought, and Helaena on why she never wanted to ride.
(01:14:00) Spider-Man. Chris still hasn't seen it. Quill watched the whole thing on TikTok and argued with comic guys in the comments about it.
(01:16:27) A PCP story. He shot himself in the foot with a .357 because his feet were talking to him. Stay away from drugs, kids.
(01:21:33) Either Or #3.
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