CHAOS REIGNS at least for the first few hours after the last tribal council and everybody is voting against everybody until things calm down. But how calm can they really be once a double elimination is announced that straight up guts the game of two of our favorites? Has Shan won anything this season? And … Continue reading S41E09: They’re Not All Brad

Why is he making so many good moves? He shouldn’t be making all these good moves. It’s not right. Something is off in the world that he’s actually making sense…

Forgive the emo episode title, but it’s fitting. The tribes are now merged, kinda-sorta, and MAXIMUM CHAOS claims one host’s player, but was it probably the best time for them to go? Isn’t it refreshing to see Nassir actually LIKE being in the game?

I was dead, but came back to life shortly after the episode finished so don’t worry about me. Erika gets a chance to inflict MAXIMUM CHAOS but we have to wait until the next episode to see if she does it or not. We have our lowest-scoring fantasy episode ever. And who tops the Confessional … Continue reading S41E06 More Awkward More Rocky

I love hearing those words. Anyway, things are going ooo-uh…. for Ua. Does Jeff miss us still? Why won’t he SAY it any more? Why’s Xander always gotta be lying so badly? And is the Protect Your Vote Island basically just Fire Tokens? All this and an appropriate amount more for a 2000 calorie per … Continue reading S41E05 You’re 100% Right

The Yase Effect has become the Ua Effect, meanwhile tensions rise at Luvu as everyone gets their stabbing hands ready–except they cannot lose a challenge to save their lives, so stabbing is ineffectual. But BOY are they ready for it. Is Nathan the best player to never play? Where would a Fijian version of Survivor … Continue reading S41E04 Survivor: Upstate New York

For as little as they dominated in challenges, Yase has dominated in air time which has come at the expense of expanding the story of the other tribes. Did you remember Ricard and Genie have beef? Everything is still coming up Luvu, but they are ready to beat Naseer with sticks at the earliest possible … Continue reading S41E03 The Yase Effect

After last week’s banger of an opening the game settles into a calm refractory period with a tribal council that we all saw coming. Do we think it makes sense? Do we like it? Do we remember which tribes are which or even what bets we have active? We swear we know what we’re talking … Continue reading S41E02 Wrong Bet

Oh boy it’s the start of a new season and there’s so much promise an so many hopes left to be dashed! One person’s team suffers its first casualty and what’s up with these chance cubes anyway?

HELP I’M CHAINED IN A PODCAST FACTORY AND BEING FORCED TO WRITE EPISODE CAPSULES FOR AN EPISODE RECAP PODCAST AND IT’S JUST TOO RECURSIVE! (We’ve been casting pod for several seasons now, you know the drill for these draft episodes!)