Fiji, Fiji, Fiji. Three seasons in a row on a tropical island, whatever happened to Gabon? The milk man, the paper boy, and even TV? It’s the start of a new season with a whole new crop of first time Survivors and we’re going to apply advanced analytics to draft our teams–or just pick the … Continue reading S35E00 Welcome Back to Fiji

So I’m not crazy, right? Other people know that in old cartoons they used to sleep in sardine cans? That used to be a thing. Anyway, we’re going to wrap this schizophrenic season up with a pretty little bow and look forward to a bizarrely-titled season 35. In the meantime, have a nice summer and … Continue reading S34E12 Idol Ragnarok

It’s a Double Tribal episode, and we’ve got one wham bam and one THANK YOU, MA’AM. In one fell swoop, fan-favorite Cirie goes from the G.O.A.T. discussion to the sacrificial goat discussion. We recap what happened and why it went down the way it did, but we’re still scratching our heads a little bit on … Continue reading S34E11 Cirie the Other Goat

One host is basically eliminated from Fantasy Survivor as one of his favorite players’ game completely and utterly implodes in this episode. We highlight our favorite moments from the traditional Family Visit episode and begin to resign ourselves to one inevitable fact: Sarah is going to win this thing.  Oh, also, yeah, I say “Sierra” at … Continue reading S34E10 When You Wish Upon A Monkey’s Paw

Brian is at NXT Phoenix, so join Andy and Nick as they dig deep into the earthy loam of Tribal Council. We will bid a fond farewell to one of our favorite players and eagerly await his jury speech, as well as dipping our toes into the mixed metaphorical waters of who has the best … Continue reading S34E09 The List

Sarah makes a move, Andrea makes a move, Nick confuses Sarah and Andrea for the eighty-seven-thousandth time this season. Ever notice how there are three players with idols and a fourth player with a legacy advantage? This could be hysterical once we reach 6 players… Also, while editing the episode I remembered the name of … Continue reading S34E08 A Glorious Day

We’re finally at the merge and things are heating up, but did the editors land the first swerve of this double episode? A fan favorite is voted out in the second half, but we’re not that broken up about it. Meanwhile Cirie takes Michaela under her wing and mentors the hell out of her in … Continue reading S34E07 Code Switching

An episode uploaded on a Friday? Nick must be back to editing! Boy howdy was this a big episode in the history of the franchise, and who is more qualified to break down an episode of this magnitude and discuss the important trans issues within than three dumb cismen? We also discuss the mental states … Continue reading S34E06 A Very Special Episode

Nick rejoins the show as we continue to be flummoxed by Debbie’s presence on this season. The Exile Island experience blows us away as a surprise reward the appearance of a returning survivor to give outside advice and it’s something we all hope we get to see one more time. Which advantage would you have … Continue reading S34E05 Long Live the Queen

You might have thought that after three opening weeks of stellar television, enthralling gameplay, and unbelievable twists that you’d be in for another great episode of Survivor — but you’d be wrong. Instead, this episode is hijacked by a crazy woman. Andy and Brian, but mostly Andy, rant about Debbie’s insanity, revisionist memory , and … Continue reading S34E04 Over The Edge