I was going to do a thorough edit for this episode but who even cares any more? What’s the point of anything? Even this season’s number is cursed. We all die and only then is there peace.

Let’s check in with Adventures of Rome and see how he is dominating every aspect of this game from toe to tip. Yes, sir, can’t nothing go wrong for Rome now!

One OOO show coming right up, hot and ready meal deal coming through enjoy! Toot toot!

Prepare to learn about Venetian Renaissance investment practices and the fate of Sweden’s only colony! Oh and we talk about Survivor, of course!

We got a quickie for you and it’s only a day late because SOMEONE (me) finished editing and then forgot to upload yesterday. Huzzah!

Fellas, is friendship BAD actually? They’ll vote you out!

The season is new and the hopes are high! Did they eliminate the wrong player first? Yeah, probably. But so long as the right person goes eventually it doesn’t really matter all that much!

It’s a new season of SURVIVOR and we are hyped to draft our fantasy players and make some bets. Nick is on vacation to start the season, so Brian and Andy make choices for him. Hope you like Canadians, buddy!

SPARKS FLY as we bitterly argue as to whether this was a good season or not. (It was! And I will use my editorial power as the person writing the episode descriptions to push my agenda! HA!)

It’s the second-to-last episode, and Nick isn’t here. While the kids take over, we talk about how the UTTERLY INSANE idol play continues this season and draw up different end-game scenarios for likely and unlikely winners.