Happy Tuesday Purple People and welcome to what is literally our best ever, extra special, supersized edition of the show!

This week Gyles and Susie will be exploring the humongous world of hyperbole. They're stars, legends and heroes- but don't tell them I said so...

Whether you're feeling rather mediocre or you're half way up a mountain, join us as we attempt to hop off the euphemism treadmill and prove that it's actually quite nice to be quite nice!

Elsewhere Susie explains the dangers of gilding the lily and Gyles ponders the difference between inflation, truth and an alternative fact, before answering mail from you, our wonderful Purple People, for whom no superlative is too emphatic!

A Somethin’ Else production.

Don’t forget about our live show, coming to a computer near you on Thursday 25th March- grab tickets here!

We're sure there are a million zillion exasperating examples of exaggerations you'd like to share, so get in touch by emailing us here: [email protected].

Susie’s Trio:

Dixiefixie- To be held in a state of confinement

Doggerybaw- Nonsense

Puckeration- Anything that gets us hot under the collar 

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