Take one of the blue tablets. Carefully cut the purple one in half. As it is larger than life, especially once its in your system! Careful not to joke on your dots. “Notice a lot of these pills look like candy and as a parent i find it abhorrent people would take medicine.” Says a listener named karen. Everytime her son jonny is enjoying himself with the pills grandpa gave him, she goes into a crazy uproar about “drugs-are-bad-this” and “overdose” that. It makes me weary as a host as i want to your listening experience to be sublime and euphoric. Anyjizz, in this episode i bring you a real live local glyndon man, who also is my relation. Its all satire. Dont get your panties in jumble, karen. The karen meme is stale. And so is your %*{+