The Medical Show

The Medical Show

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The Medical Show episodes

  • Sunday Morning Intoxication (Who needs life insurance when you can just listen to the medical show?)

    This show is sufficient medical care.  Dedicate a portion of your day to the medical show and stay in tip top shape.  If you die while listening to the medical show, your money back is guaranteed.  Who needs life insurance when you can just listen to the medical show?

    donate organs to me personally, email me- [email protected]

    If you don't hate the host of the show yet, you will after these awful phone calls.  god, someone should cut his telephone lines.  Get him deplatformed on twitter or something, boys and girls.

    Please take note, there is a survey question and a poll, for you children to take on spotify's home page, go to JRE, you'll find it there.  Come on guys, lets get more downloads than JOE ROGAN this week.

    He's spreads covid hate speech.  

    I am no longer dabbling nor practicing the inclinations of the african witch doctor. 

    I HAVE COMPLETED COMMUNITY SERVICE AND I AM NO LONGER A DANGER TO MYSELF OR OTHERS.  Parole hearing up for review.

    This show is mostly satire, and if you suspect something is offensive or maybe a bit egregious or absurd in an offensive way, assume it is not intended to be taken seriously, but with a grain of salt, or dust, or dirt, or ashes, lets incinerate you bastard. 

    all of the people we call are trained actors who were aware of the call in advance. we are not calling real people who matter.  they are merely a.i. bots without souls, specifically in this episode.  don't be offended. 

    always remember, I love you like an Aunt.

    Jesse? Dad? oh god, please say it ain't so... happy days bundles of stix.


    29 min
  • The First Sober Episode of The Medical Show (kinda) in OVER 40 EPISODES!
    Will try various substances to come, so do not let your weary hearts be filled with fear.  Just kidding.  I am clean and serene.  I am a father figure.  I am in the big sister program.  I kiss the boot of big brother.  Yummy leather.  Alright, it's a family show. I don't know what I am selling here? pride? dignity? Nah, I lost those things long ago.  So here is the show.  We try our hand at redemption but the minister is not willing to save the radio show host's soul.  Then we try to get ahold of our friend, only to learn "What friend?"  Then friend of the show and fauci fan number 1, Paul Rothstein, Big Brother is watching you and so is Brother Paul. We put paul at the beginning, and Ryan at the end because Ryan is an irrelevant has-been who will never get a chance to be on the medical show.  so ryan if you are reading this now, go ahead and forget it, bud. not joking. 
    I am going to post your cell phone number here and use at the new medical show hotline.  Just kidding, Ryan, just try to be better next time and call me when you say you are going to.  I hate to single you out here. but even the pastor who wasn't willing to save my soul did a better job on the show today than you.  so I hope you feel good and ashamed.
    1 hr 33 min
  • Saving a Real live Dead Person

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    56 min
  • Cancel The Medical Show

    Have some fun with the medical show! show this to your doctor next time you have to take an emergency covid test.  remember take 1 test at least hourly, and for the rest of your lifetime.  And QUARANTINE QUARANTINE QUARANTINE, If you have any doubt, don't go out! Covid is killing our elderly population in record numbers.  Covid is what to fear.  Live in fear, of covid.  It's nothing too absurd. 

    Intro Song: Magnificent Collection (written by Jesse Luthi)

    Outro Song: Two Way Mirror (written by Jesse Luthi)

    Lots of new variants coming on the scene.  Which one reflects your personality most accurately?  Today we have three doctors, one show.   WARNING: Show does not supplement 9-1-1. Public Service Announcement If YOU have been exposed to “The Medical Show” you may be entitled to compensation! The Medical Show is a radio program with a lunatic for a host. He has several different names. Every name seemingly alludes to a different character, regardless of using the same voice! Who is “Dresden Morgen?” Who is “Budd Dwyer?” Who is “Jacky Kavorkian?” Why do guests always refer to the host as “Jesse?” It does not add up. One can only surmise these are schizophrenic alter egos, or else legal loopholes for the host’s many open malpractice cases. If you want to practice medicine, you must first go to medical school. It is sick the misinformation and hate speech the host is spreading. Until Freedom of Speech is banned entirely- There is outrage to be had! We here at Totality Law believe The Medical Show owes you cold hard cash or else free botox surgeries! Sign the petition now! Cancel The Medical Show! Cancel Freedom of Speech! DO NOT LIVE IN FEAR!

    51 min
  • Unhappy Holidays (are the reason for the season…)
    Burping Baby Jesus is on MTV cribs… suicided journalists, missing books from the bible, car crashes, gary the spider, dope ass holidays, crack cocaine dumped into inner cities, ice, snow, and chilly cold, is the reasons for the season. This episode is an information memo shot at high altitudes into intergalactic cyber space. It is a radio show for those who do and do not suffer from autism alike. We hope to bring these two forces together by drawing awareness we must first isolate it and make it distinct and then accept it and ignore it without noticing and draw no further conclusions. Keep your head forward. Sit still. Be good. “This is my favorite show” -elon musk on the christmas story.
    1 hr 14 min
  • Remember to have fun… (life is better with radio)
    No Info provided here. refresh page :/. ? Fun Medical Show. Get involved in your community. It’s hard to work with the lights out. Remember to have fun when listening to the medical show. Remember to cry. Life is good. 🛀☺️😎🧖‍♂️🧖‍♀️🧘‍♂️🧘🏽‍♀️🧘
    1 hr 27 min

About The Medical Show

From the publisher's feed

WARNING: IF YOU ARE HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY: CALL 9-1-1 RIGHT AWAY. THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT BEING SAID. THIS SHOW DOES NOT SUPPLEMENT MEDICAL ATTENTION, RATHER THIS SHOW REVIEWS MODERN MEDICINE BOTH OVER THE COUNTER AND UNDER THE TABLE.