I am human. We are all human for now. Until my device writes me back. Life begins. Consciousness develops. Life carries on. We make mistakes. We learn from them. We make more mistakes. We do not know what we are doing until time suggests we are right or wrong. Nothing is for sure. Nothing lasts forever. All things should be considered. Open up your heart and open up your mind. Thats all anyone can do. We are but ships in bottles escalating on waves. Its not until we arrive we can understand what message we might convey. All thought passes through. Ignored or vocalized, conspired or conversed. Nothing i say is certain. It is just merely observation. Nothing is a declaration. I don’t have solid opinions but merely suspicions, and inklings that perhaps there is some object, I am reacting to. I don’t believe I have been saved. Nor have I found truth. Nothing I say should be taken as anything but an exercise of syllable and sound, utterance of tong as I move through the world. My motivations may or may not be speculated upon. But by none more so than myself. This radio show is just a radio show. And the host is just a traveller with a tong broken with laughter. Listening to anyone willing to speak, and speaking to anyone willing to listen. I have not developed much to say. In a world full of darkness, what else is there but humor? The bond, the connection of a challenge I have mentally. Thanks for reading this garbage. Get offended. Be upset. But don’t think your anger is correct. And dont think justice is yours to act. Practice discipline. And if you do add more chaos to a chaotic world make sure you are at least funny by telling the truth. And if you consider that everything you know maybe a lie, you are living with just enough power to possibly grow. In a world where all things are unclear what could i possibly pretend to know? “We are the world. We are the children.” Listen to the end and hear from the medical show's longest supporter. And remember we made it three numbers so you don’t have to keep us on speed dial. What are you doing today? Are you not busy? Instead of reading this go plant a tree, or smoke some grass, but cut the bullshit. I may disagree more with what I have to say by next week than you may ever have considered such black magic to muster, as to make me mute. Just as jesus christ already died for your sins. I have already cancelled myself. Don’t tell me to watch my language. I am a random vessel reciting description of panoramic image. Until the day I go to sleep. Pray the lord my soul will keep, out of bondage and suffering, we have encoded machines to enrage us all. Pray for whatever it is. Whatever it means. Feel the outrage and meditate. Has somebody told you that you are good looking today? Because beauty is skin deep. And you should be as shallow as each underlying vain. You are courageous. Like my program. Be a listener. Support the show. Tell me i am wrong. Direct your rage in patient ways. Write me a check. Don’t be intentionally ill. Listen to this everyday on repeat to remind yourself “the medical show” equate that with healing. Just as the wise man builds his house upon the hill. There soon shall be a city. Do not be radicalized by anything but peace. Have a hamburger or pack yourself in plastic wrap. Have a glass of water, take it for granted. But be thankful every now and then, that you can. And if you are ever in any pain, don’t tell Jack Kevorkian.

Take a heavy dose of lithium and hop on a hot air balloon, leave all the baggage of the world behind you. As you ascend the radio waves of heaven, above. Its where you are going, not where you are from. Sneeze on my sleeve anytime you need. The Medical Show is back on air.  Forgive me for my sins.  I uploaded the wrong file.  Now I have fixed some of the issues, but it may take a moment for the podcast to update to your platform of choice.  

In this episode we discuss consciousness extraction, death, and all the latest information on covid that you are your loved ones need to know. Go ahead and share the podcast guys.  I appreciate it.  

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Excuse the cacophony of an intro. I guess it's family week on the medical show.  I don't know what drugs the beginning audio of this podcast must have taken.  but it is trash because I was waltzing around taking care of business, Juggling paul and some bars, doing time.  BONUS: The audio quality improves within the first few minutes.  Will fix later.  Get off my back.

IMPORTANT: If you were not having an emergency, well then, you are now... it's important you listen to this podcast and feel free to leave your two cents to the argument.  I volunteered to play the government/devil's advocate.  The government is people, people are corrupted.  "However people can come together, governments rarely do." -Jesse

Most would consider a different career or show.  Not Buddy, the producer who also fills in for the host.  Buddy did an awful job this show trying to splice out all of the naughty words that really get under some much more enlightened class's skin, similar to his scalpel... Later when the blinds are drawn and you are on the verge of an emergency.  WHATEVER YOU DO.  DO NOT PANIC.  TURN ON THE MEDICAL SHOW.  THEY ARE PRO'S and really seem to understand human anatomy... (not in a sexual way- in this case) The medical show staff do keep busy romance lives, but we find that inappropriate to discuss as this is a profession medical show equivalent to or greater than the american health system and their midevol surgeries.  what is the strangest surgery you ever had?  did you wake up in one piece?  Under Bud or Sloppy Joe's carpenter tools you are as safe as a woman cut in half in a magicians box.  What we do is life changing, life altering, permeant, no refunds, no disclosure.  Federal courts have shut the shop down in the meantime until we get licensed.  And HIPPA has really been a thorn in our side every waking nightmare.  

Of course starting a medical show to sublease your lab which is up to code with sterile protocols, and trans surgeries.  (WE ARE TRANS FRIENDLY HERE!) We needed to start a radio show to make a few clams, to pay off some major litigious night terror inducing catastrophes.  

Look all I am trying to tell you is if you need to go listen to a podcast to find out if you need to call 9-1-1, you are probably doing just fine.  

you have come to the right place.  We are the best doctors and most informed with our  cutting* edge technology.  

This particular episode, the doctor is not in the house, he is just a accompanied by a few buddies from medical school.  well 1 and an electrician, and of course the producer Med school drop out wanna be Bud. (the one writing this) One of these days we will have to have the doctor come on the show and answer some medical questions for us and our patients and the DA.  

As court mandated, we are all currently undergoing psych evals so keep your questions to yourself.  in a medical situation you don't get to ask the questions, you get the answers weather you agree with them or not.  It IS NOT YOUR JOB> leave that to us.  the medical pros.

This is not satire. only medical humor only doctors will understand

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Take one of the blue tablets. Carefully cut the purple one in half. As it is larger than life, especially once its in your system! Careful not to joke on your dots. “Notice a lot of these pills look like candy and as a parent i find it abhorrent people would take medicine.” Says a listener named karen. Everytime her son jonny is enjoying himself with the pills grandpa gave him, she goes into a crazy uproar about “drugs-are-bad-this” and “overdose” that. It makes me weary as a host as i want to your listening experience to be sublime and euphoric. Anyjizz, in this episode i bring you a real live local glyndon man, who also is my relation. Its all satire. Dont get your panties in jumble, karen. The karen meme is stale. And so is your %*{+