The Medical Show

WARNING: IF YOU ARE HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY:  CALL 9-1-1 RIGHT AWAY.  THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT BEING SAID.  IT'S TRULY SADDENING I HAVE TO POST THESE P.S.A'S.  DO NOT CALL 9-1-1 WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU OR AFTER THE SHOW.  JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WE WILL COVER AND EVEN IF IT'S TRUE THAT YOU JUST MIGHT CATCH A BIT OF THE ADVICE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.  CALL 9-1-1 BUT ONLY FOR IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.  DO NOT MISUSE OUR OPERATING SYSTEM.  DO NOT CALL 9-1-1 IF WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS MANAGEABLE.  IF WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS MANAGEABLE CALL THE MEDICAL SHOW FOR ADVICE.  THIS IS A MEDICAL SHOW.  NOT YOUR PERSONAL EMERGENCY LINE.  DO NOT MISUSE THE MEDICAL SHOW'S HOTLINE OR TAKE THE MEDICAL SHOW FOR GRANTED.  THE CREATOR AND THE HOST OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN AWAY SINCE IT'S DEBUT EPISODE.  HE SHOULD BE RETURNING AT A LATER DATE NOT SPECIFIED. 

CAUTION: THIS SHOW IS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SPREADING INFORMATION WEATHER THAT BE GOOD OR BAD.  DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON THIS SHOW AS IT IS MOST LIKELY NOT BACKED UP BY MEDICAL SCIENCE BUT MERELY CURIOUS SUBTERRANEAN CLINICAL RESEARCH.

THE TEMPORARY HOST DOES NOT PARTAKE IN UNAPPROVED FDA CONSUMPTION- FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE THAN EDUCATIONAL VALUE.  USE THIS TO YOUR BENEFIT.  

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In my care, in one of my deceased patients basements. (we got the cadaver to the morgue, bright and early, late last night) R.I.P Donald Trump (funny coincidence of names) So in a former patient of mine's basement, (we became good friends toward the end, and they signed the line.)  Everything is up to snuff and nothing legally or morally is being compromised. Yes, you could argue that it is a conflict of interest to move my clinic into a deceased patients abode. And I could argue you aren't big on 1) recycling. 2) health care 3) You are so pushy about getting the estate moved down to the spoiled brats (already) whose name the trust has been left in.  

Next of kin.  Immediate bloodline after the new estates beneficiary Smokin' Buddy Dwyer.  Patient (for confidential reason's name, and yes, nice try HIPPA!) legally changed her will on hospice.  However, my lawyer quit after this.  Any@#$, I have a homeless junkie staying under my care as of right now in the studio.  They congregate here often. This one happens to be a very close childhood friend of the shows, (I have been taking care of her.) I said that already.  None of this is scripted and should be taken literally as possible.  That is a joke. along with everything the good friend of the show, who is turning her life around, says. (possible joke?)  NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.  UNLESS I SAY IT IS OTHERWISE.  

Legal disclaimer:  If. you are having an emergency, we can take care of it right on the show just by audio treatment. FDA and I are at odds again.  Look if you wanna have an attitude, fine whatever, don't call 9-1-1, but YOU WILL BE HAVING AN EMERGENCY AT APPROX. 14:00 hours on the fourth of, well, maybe this month, maybe the next.  Not gonna say when cause I don't want it to seem like I had any prior knowledge of this.  Look I run a radio show.  I am a family man, a peace officer, a civil helper, a misanthropist, a statesmen, an abortion doctor, and I have served jury duty before also.  

All of my visits to the court room thereafter, unfortunately, have been due to legal wrangling, but I am going to bring this bullshit to the supreme court.  so remember to take your meds! (H). REAL DOCTORS, REAL NEWS, THE #1 most trusted medical journal report in the country.  THE MEDICAL SHOW!  Thanks for listening you slime.  GO GET HOOKED ON DOPE IF YOU DO NOT WANNA TAKE MY ADVICE SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS YOU, (Then again you may just end up being my next guest...) ;). SEND HANNAH YOUR MONEY AND LOVE.  WE HERE AT THE SHOW LOVE HANNAH AND WE SEND HER OUR LOVE, BUT MONEY HAS BEEN SHORT DUE TO FREELOADER sycophants, FANBOYS, and the hospice unit in every state thats died in red, white, and blue, who never support the show, but complain as soon as I miss one release on my abstract schedule.  Go have a tranqui-on-a-me, enjoy yourself, this show is on me.  support if you can, or don't.  I don't expect you to, that would imply you have courage of conviction, which lets be honest... just kidding, why would we start being honest now?

Enjoy this sad and depraved criminally insane outburst of an episode.  

Good childhood friend I have been taking care of.  This is all scripted and not for real.  so remember to take your meds! (H)

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