Bello, legends. The Narcissists have had a great week filled with Alaina’s birthday celebrations. Speaking of birthdays, welcome fellow birthday boy, Seth Holland, to your ears! Boy oh boy do they get into it this week! Topics include: Obama-era clubbing music, sidebangs, German culture, popemobile suggestions, breakfast in Italy, People’s Sexiest Man Alive??, Mr Clean’s race, films: Gladiator, Joker, Alien, Napoleon, Anora, Vine compilations, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Elmo rights, Usher, Grammy album of the year predictions, slow walkers, and Rolland the farter  

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