<p>Coronavirus <a href= "https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2020/02/17/coronavirus-official-explains-diamond-princess-cruise-quarantine-fail/4785290002/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">quarantine</a> flops big in Japan. Apple gets the <a href= "https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/17/apple-warns-on-coronavirus-it-wont-meet-revenue-guidance-because-of-constrained-iphone-supply-and-suppressed-demand-in-china.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Virus</a>. <a href= "https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bloomberg-says-many-black-and-latino-males-dont-know-how-to-behave-in-the-workplace" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Bloomberg</a> contracts foot in mouth disease. The <a href= "https://www.tmz.com/2020/02/17/stripper-genea-sky-falls-15-foot-pole-food-critic-chicken-wings/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">twerking stripper</a> is back. <a href= "https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/woman-forced-to-watch-roots-to-understand-her-racism-cedar-rapids-police-said-20200217" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Kidnapped</a> and forced to watch Roots. BoyScouts <a href= "https://apnews.com/d65e98062be130ceeb73a2581cc21d3f" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">bankrupt</a>. Bieber is <a href= "https://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/autos/2020/02/17/former-uaw-president-owen-bieber-dies-90/4786703002/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">dead</a>.</p>

Coronavirus quarantine flops big in Japan. Apple gets the Virus. Bloomberg contracts foot in mouth disease. The twerking stripper is back. Kidnapped and forced to watch Roots. BoyScouts bankrupt. Bieber is dead.

<p>Coronavirus <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2020/02/17/coronavirus-official-explains-diamond-princess-cruise-quarantine-fail/4785290002/" rel="noopener noreferrer">quarantine</a> flops big in Japan. Apple gets the <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/17/apple-warns-on-coronavirus-it-wont-meet-revenue-guidance-because-of-constrained-iphone-supply-and-suppressed-demand-in-china.html" rel="noopener noreferrer">Virus</a>. <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bloomberg-says-many-black-and-latino-males-dont-know-how-to-behave-in-the-workplace" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bloomberg</a> contracts foot in mouth disease. The <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2020/02/17/stripper-genea-sky-falls-15-foot-pole-food-critic-chicken-wings/" rel="noopener noreferrer">twerking stripper</a> is back. <a href="https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/woman-forced-to-watch-roots-to-understand-her-racism-cedar-rapids-police-said-20200217" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kidnapped</a> and forced to watch Roots. BoyScouts <a href="https://apnews.com/d65e98062be130ceeb73a2581cc21d3f" rel="noopener noreferrer">bankrupt</a>. Bieber is <a href="https://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/autos/2020/02/17/former-uaw-president-owen-bieber-dies-90/4786703002/" rel="noopener noreferrer">dead</a>.</p>

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