OverQualified

In this Episode, Jeff slays cultural norms, Chris becomes twice as likely to answer questions with earnest truth, and John is a Rock upon which we all may rest our weary minds.

Today is a day for peaceful reflection on the life and times of John DeVries, who passed away and was then brought back to life by a journeyman necromancer who couldn’t bear to miss another episode of OverQualified. He may look like John, but the soul behind those dark eyes seems…different somehow.

Chris and Jeff, strangely, both have a nice time today. John disappears down a dark hole, never to be seen from again.

Chris becomes one with his inner appliance, Jeff eats an entire pizza, and John clears an entire field of weeds with his bare hands just so the neighborhood children will have a safe place to play.

Jeff is a fuzzy cherub, Chris doesn’t want to talk about movies, and John once grew so powerful that the plight of humanity became insignificant as the plight of the ant is to a man; he traveled the universe seeking purpose, only to return to Earth humbled before the vastness of infinity.

Jeff is a master artiste, Chris refuses medical attention, and John captures a passing asteroid, ending scarcity and shepherding the human race into an era of perpetual utopia.

Chris and Jeff share an opinion for once, and John miraculously survives a fiery boat accident unscathed while on assignment in Montenegró.

Jeff has his open mind closed, latched, and welded shut. Chris makes fewer mouth sounds than normal. And John has the whole world in his hands. The Whole. World. in. His. Hands.

Jeff actually knows the answer to a question and then becomes Death, Destroyer of Worlds. Chris is...just, all over the place but he means well. And one morning, when John woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin

Eventually, Jeff and Chris will poop on something you love. John developed a cold fusion generator and the era of scarcity is over!