Owls Americast: Sheffield Wednesday opinion with an American accent

Jeffrey can't pronounce Shakhtar Donetsk. Evan can't pronounce Shakhtar Donetsk. Paul is considering changing his name to Paulo.

Jeffrey is trying to transition to the next segment. Evan can prepare a full breakfast spread. Paul has a large head. James has a chat with James.

Jeffrey has no idea what the Carlisle United kit looks like. Evan thinks every bar should have fireball. Paddy is a gnome, James is well acculturated. Paul has irreconcilable differences,

Jeffrey offers some Atdhecation. Luke is a substitute American. Paddy has an army of children? James gets chastised by James. Paul will defend your ducklings.

Jeffrey is not wasting seven more minutes of his life. Evan is totally sick, you guys. Paddy has found a new striker to capture his heart. James is bang average. Paul is not helping familial relations.

Jeffrey has a terrible secret. Evan has a lot of bourbon. James has an apology.

Jeffrey is a fit model. Evan is still flying obnoxiously high. Paddy needs a new shirt. James can't get out of his shirt, please send help. Paul is warming up the band.

Jeffrey should probably stay away from whiskey-barrel-aged beer, Evan has a praise for Liam Palmer, Paddy might be still at the bar, James ran more than Barry Bannan, Paul wants you to know that he has big hands.

Jeffrey is not up on his West Midlands cultural history. Evan is not going to be invited over for tea. Paddy is still excited about Jordan Rhodes, James may be trying to poison a co-host, and Paul is not a happy clapper (is sort of a happy clapper).

Jeffrey can't enjoy his morning coffee, Evan did not thoroughly research the USL playoffs, James is definitely getting a nasty phone call from the UK Tourism board, Paddy is feeling entrepreneurial. and Paul is on the beach.