Jeffrey does not have permission to open a Google Doc. Mike does not have permission to open a Google Doc. Nevertheless we recap a stodgy 1-0 win at Wycombe and cobble together a preview of Fleetwood and Cheltenham.

Jeffrey has been listening to a lot of jazz. Justin has been watching a lot of Josh Windass goals.

Jeffrey doesn't know what cities are in Wales. Justin doesn't know when this show started. Mike loves a Nuhiu nutmeg. Paddy is our roving reporter in Port Vale. Tommy just loves Nuhiu. James is fashionably late.

Jeffrey can finally check the calendar. Justin doesn't appreciate the letter that comes after 'T.'

Jeffrey wants a good night's sleep. Justin wants more of Dom Iorfa. Tommy wants more gin. Evelyn wants...well it's in the title.

Jeffrey is efficiently covering the Mansfield Town game. Justin can't remember the last time we played Derby. Mike is optimistic about the USMNT, less so about Wednesday.

And we go outside the contiguous 48 states to find out how our Alaska Owl became a Wednesdayite.

Jeffrey will not remember this game happened at all in another week. Mike is encouraged by both Wednesday and the USMNT. Evelyn should already be in bed by now.

Jeffrey can't get a British accent back on the show. Mike has 4 AM plans.

Jeffrey can't finish his beer this quickly. Mike raises an eyebrow.

Jeffrey has one acronym this week. Justin has one dark beer. Mike is lifting one trophy.