Introducing Hot Guy of the Week, Neymar’s continued butthurt, shitting on cars, and the great American hopes.

Inception of Hattricks, Vatican City, and the Guys Discuss Golden Boys, Young Boys, and Sad Boys (yes this is a soccer podcast)

Inception of Hattricks, Vatican City, and the Guys Discuss Golden Boys, Young Boys, and Sad Boys (yes this is a soccer podcast)

It’s an anti-neymar world (again), a small Croation man is collecting shiny objects, and we finally talk about the Champions League.

It’s an anti-neymar world (again), a small Croation man is collecting shiny objects, and we finally talk about the Champions League.

Plus we talk height supremacy, things that are less of a dumpster fire than Neymar captaining Brazil, and Alexi Llalas list guys who wont go on his podcast (or ours).

Plus we talk height supremacy, things that are less of a dumpster fire than Neymar captaining Brazil, and Alexi Llalas list guys who wont go on his podcast (or ours).

An ode to the American GOAT, Fat Ronaldo did something cool, and the Bundesliga is boring.

An ode to the American GOAT, Fat Ronaldo did something cool, and the Bundesliga is boring.

Show Us the Birth Certificate, Shiva N’Zigou. Maz v Mourinho: Maz Strikes Back. How Brighton ruined one man’s day. And a special Ligue Uhhhh report from the saddest host of this podcast.