Gates sends Tommy Tuchs to the Shadow Realm, Doni smiles when he says the words “Manchester United,” and the boys preview the Champions League.

Soccer is pain. There is no joy. There is no hope for a better tomorrow. Only the guarantee of more suffering.

The boys catch up on all the news, including major transfers, before previewing the upcoming club season. Soccer is back! (Almost)

After the skipping the Ownies in the strange 2020-21 season, the only awards that matter in soccer are back! Plus a recap of all the major transfers and rumors as we are deep into silly season.

Milan are Serie A Champ19ns again! The boys recap the end of the European soccer season, plus a new cuck has revealed himself, and Gareth Bale: Wales, Golf, Lana Rhodes. In that order.

The boys are back and so is Hot Guy of the Week. The boys dive into the electric Champions League action. Plus a recap of Europe’s top leagues and a bold shake up to the Bald Manager Power Rankings.

We are back, baby!! And the boys are talking balls.

The boys are back to skim over Europe top five league’s, recap the Champions League round of 16, and do a deep dive into all things USMNT with the end of qualifying looming large. God help us all.

The boys do not talk about the geo-complexities of post-Soviet Europe, do talk about the Russian soccer ban, and also analyze the UMSNT’s latest setback, as well as all the European soccer action over the last few weeks.

The boys ignore the Europeans for once, with all eyes focused on team USA and the upcoming USMNT qualifiers.