I spoke to an ancient mystic the other day, he was all "If people listen to your podcast today they'll have lifelong happiness and die peacefully surrounded by loved ones."

I mean, I'm sceptical myself, I'm not sure I buy it, just passing the message on.

I'm doing it every day of the Edinburgh Fringe (NOT LONG TO GO) and it's part interview part worrying serial drama documenting the breakdown of an imaginary professor.

Today is potential Russian bride Anja Atkinson, she's ill today but she'll probably not die. She wasn't ill when we recorded it like, so don't worry you'll not catch anything.